and the lord did go into the kitchens and he did turn the water into wine, and the chefs did laugh and clap for they knew what he had done, and they said to the lord "do you do childrens parties?", and the lord did say "no", and they didst ask of him "will you do another one?" and he didst take his magical hat and he didst place within it a bunny, and when he removed the rabbit it was a carrot, and they knew it was so for it was orange with a green top, and they did applaud the lord greatly.
Also: The Lord said unto John: "Come fourth and recieive eternal life". But sadly John came fifth so only recieved a toaster. St. John was gutted.
