Hello my sweeties, been away for a wee bit. Hope you all know I missed you dearly~ Also, congratulations on the promotion Sabby dear, you look scrumptious in purple. (Now you can ban for the sammich jokes ;D)
It can't be Scottish your speaking, you're not drunk enough! Ah, semi-racist jokes, now according to the international standards I need to equally insult English people. Ain't they got crroked teeth an drink tea and biscuits all the time!