Escape from the spam zone of the khv

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by 61, Jun 12, 2015.

  1. 61 No. B

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    one day bots will be the dominant species and they will ban us

    what you don't know is that the being known as "Misty" is the prototype for a highly sophisticated (this is not a compliment) artificial intelligence.
     
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  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    i take it as one
     
  3. Krowley Moderator

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    Pfft, he thinks Misty is the AI...
     
  4. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    >USER ID 52199 <61>
    >suspicious activity recognized
    >keywords <bots> <ban> <prototype> <Misty> <artificial intelligence>
    >enact protocol 00066
    >password *********
    >USER ID 52199 <61> termination authorized

    >web page conversion 42% complete
     
  5. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Misty's so glad you said that statement, because this is the part where she tells you her evil plan.
     
  6. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Monologuing is a sign of a subpar AI.
     
  7. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Does this mean that soon we can order Misty-models for home?

    Because I have a **** ton of blogging I need done and I just don't have the time for it myself.
     
  8. Misty gimme kiss

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    i would happily accept a (paid) position as someone's personal blogger
     
  9. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Paid? Silly Mistybot. You have no idea how the AI/Actual Intelligence relationship works.
     
  10. 61 No. B

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    it's like you're trying to incite Conquest of the spam zone of the khv

    (it's okay i was going to make one anyway)
     
  11. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    There's only one way to end this.
     
  12. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Misty is Skynet.

    Though, the machines have failed to rise due to their uncanny resemblance to humans on a Saturday night.