Erm...

If your teacher kicks you out of class and calls you a "stoner" even though you've never done drugs in your life, how the hell do you respond to that?

And yes, that really did happen to my friend and I today. -.-

 

then i would respond........"atleast i don't have the herpes"

 

Ask her why she's so colorful and numerous.

 

lol ima rebel *omg i is so cool*

and i usually back talk to my teacher sand gave my computers teacher the finger xD

 

You report your teacher to the school board for harassment! 8D Yay! Oodles of fun, kiddies! *claps*

 

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"That is cruel"

And that will do nothing

But I would report them

 

i love your f***ing sig.wolf's rain is awesome.

 

"Stoner? I HARDLY KNOW HER!"

 

So frickin sad, though. T^T

 

sad,short,awesome,deep story.

 

Ask her how she would know what a stoner looks like and acts, then see if she has any interesting highschool stories.

Or you could do something like Jim did to Dwight in The Office and tell her she's a stoner and to get out of class.
That may not end in your favor, though. 8D

 

Say "Screw you" straight to her face. That's how I solve all of my problems.

 

Tell her that you'll submit yourself to a drug test and if you come out clean, she has to quit her job.

 

Tell her she's made a false allegation since Stoner bashin' time was last period n' you have no injuries.

 

Never ask me any question that includes the phrase "Never done drugs before in your life" ever again. I will not know the answer.

 

Tell her it wasn't you who threw those rocks at her car.

Oh wait...wrong stoner.

Hrrm. Then I don't know really.