ohk this started out as some crack comic i drew and now i've gone and turned it into a fanfic XD hope you lyk it ^^ WARNING: CONTAINS RANDOM SCENES THAT MAY BE WRONG! (but thats how my mind can work O.O “Sora! Where are you!†Desi called out, while Mielé screamed “NARUTO!! YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THAT FRIGGIN TREE!!!†“Calm down Mielé, he won’t come to you like that†“oh, he will, OR ELSE†Mielé said as she sat down on the grey couch. “OW!†“hey, did that come from the couch?†Desi asked Mielé “well there’s only one way to find out…†she said as she lifted it up. “Uh…MEOW?!†Sora said as he saw Mielé and Desi’s angry faces. “I can explain! There was a cookie that had fallen in the couch, so me and Sora reached in to grab the cookie, and the couch sucked us in and then…†but Mielé and Desi still didn’t look impressed. “Um…I gotta go to the bathroom†Naruto said as he ran off. “HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ****!!!†Mielé shouted out. “He’s not gonna come back that easily†“I know†Mielé shrugged, “but it’s worth a try†While Desi was distracted, Sora bit her finger and ran off. “OW!!! SORA!!!†And thus ebil kitty Sora…is born. Sora ran off down the road as fast as he could because he knew if Desi caught him he’d be dead. “Ugh, where can I go so Desi can’t find me?†Sora said to himself. “Hmmm…I know!†And with that he rushed off to Castle Oblivion. Later that day… “Mielé, have you seen Sora Kitty?†Desi said to Mielé who was eating a cookie. “nomomnom, Nope†“Are you sure?†“nomomnom, he’s probably with Naruto Foxy†“Oh Really?†“Ya Really.†“Then where’s Naruto Foxy?†“…*sigh* follow me…†Miele then led Desi out to the garden where a huge tree was. “NARUTO YOU SORE LOSER, GTFO THE TREE!!!†“Make me†“…ok then†Mielé said with a grin. “brb†“heheheh Desi will never find me here!†Sora said as he hid under a couch in the castle “Woof?†Sora turned his head to the right, to find… “grrrrrrrrrrrrr†“ARRRRRGH! A DOG!!†“grrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF!!!†“HISS!!!†Sora used his claws to slash Saix’s head†“waaaaaaaaaaaah!!†“puppy, PUPPY, PUPPEH!!!†“oh ****, better go!†Sora then jumped up and ran to a different room and got away JUST before Demyx ran in and started crying because of his Saix Puppeh. To cut a long story short for those who are dip****s, SAIX WAS PWND. “I’m back!†Miele said this as she held a pitchfork in her hand. “oh ****†Naruto Foxy said and he jumped out of the tree. “I thought you’d come down after that! Here’s a cookie!†Desi sighed “I’m going, seeyas†“Hmmm, scratching things, making wimps cry then running away, that felt, kinda fun! It’s BAD ***!†Ebil Sora Kitty thought to himself as he walked into the other room. Two people were sitting at a table, one with spikey red hair and the other with short platinum blonde hair and both had almost no clothes on. “Aw ****†Axel muttered. “Hah! You have to take off a piece off clothing now!†Luxord happily said. “awwwwwwwh†“hmmm maybe if I go under the table…†Sora thought, “I could scare them there!†Just then, Demyx ran in holding his Saix Puppy. “Axel! Luxord! Something hurt Saix puppy!!†“huh?†“IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!! WE NEED A BANDAID!!!†“Demyx, we’re trying to play a game of poker†“But you have no clothes on!†“…†“Uh oh…†“GTFO!!!†“but Saix needs a band aid!†“HERE THEN†Luxord threw a band aid at Demyx. “NOW GO!†“THANKS LUXY!†Demyx put the band aid on the cut on Saix’s head. “LULZ! I HAS GOT BAND AID!†Saix puppy cheerfully said. “NOW GO AWAY†“ok, ok, calm down Luxy…c’mon puppy†5 minutes later after Demyx and Saix left the room… “Aw ****, I’m down to my last sock†Axel thought to himself. “heh, cough it up spik…†Luxord was cut off by something/ “Whats wrong Luxy, you look spooked…†“SAIX! GTFO FROM UNDER THE TABLE!!†Luxord then looked under the table to find a kitty with big blue eyes and spikey brown fur staring up at him. “LOOK!!!†“huh?†“A KITTY! LETS KEEP IT!!†“but Luxy…we’ve already got a kitty, see!†Axel pointed to Roxas kitty. Demyx, hearing the commotion then ran in and said, “THEY CAN HAVE KITTENS!!!†“DEMYX I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY!†“oh…I’m so scared†“uh guys…†Axel then said, “Me and Roxy here have ALREADY had kittens†Axel then pointed to Akuroku kitten. “…†“OMG KITTEN!!!†“seriously, wtf†“YOUSE HAD KITTENS!!†“DEMYX GO AWAY!!!†“Geez Luxy, I thought we’re friends…†Demyx sadly mumbled as he walked off. “We ARE friends!! Great, now I’ve gone and broken the kids heart…†“heh how are you gonna make up for that?!†Axel said to Luxord. “Well…I dunno, HEY, WHERE DID THE KITTY GO!†“Meow†Ebil Sora Kitty said, and jumped out the window. “KITTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!! NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!†“SOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE CHO!!!!†shouted Desi. “Tch where DID that little **** go…†“Hmmmmmm what can I do now…OH a garden! With…FLOWERS! Perfect for ripping up…†Ebil Sora Kitty said with a grin. “heheheh…†“Lalalalalalalala…†a pink haired man sang. “Mriow!†Ebil Sora Kitty meowed loudly. “A KITTY! Awwwwwwwwwh I’m gonna call you Fuzzy McFluffenstine, and I’ll love you forever! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!†Marluxia shouted as Ebil Sora Kitty started ripping up Marluxia’s flower garden. “NYUUUUUUUU MY GARDEN!!! BAD KITTY! BAD KITTY!†“heh sucker†Ebil Kitty Sora said and ran off back to Castle Oblivion. “Hey Desi, aren’t you looking for Sora?†Miele asked Desi. “Nah, God knows where that little **** ran off†“Well…you COULD call the RSPCA…†“RSPCA?†“YA! Rescue Stupid Pet Cats Association!†“Hmmmm ohk! Whats the number?†“uh…heh I dunno†“oh well that helps. *whispering* dip ****†“And then I said, STFU! And shot hi…†Xigbar said as Marly walked into the bar. “GTFO OF MY WAY!†“Gee, whats up your *** today?†“A FRIGGIN CAT JUST RIPPED UP MY FLOWER GARDEN AND YOU THINK I’M GOING TO BE HAPPY!!!†“HEY A CAT SCRATCHED SAIX PUPPY TO!†Demyx shouted from the other end of the room. “YEAH! AND A CAT RECKED MY GAME OF CARDS!†an angry Luxord said. “hmmm looks like I’ve pissed off everyone here†Ebil Kitty Sora said to himself. “We better tell the other eight members about the cat then, if this cat is so bad†Xigbar suggested. “COOL! EIGHT MORE TO ANNOY! Puuuuuuuuuuurfect†Ebil Sora Kitty said to himself, as he pranced of to a room that had a sign saying ‘KEEP OUT’ on it… “Are you SURE it will be in the yellow pages Miele?†Desi asked Miele. “ya, those type of things always are!†“ohk then…†Desi replied as she started flicking through the pages. “THERE!†Miele pointed to a section in the book. “ohk, so the number is 1800 RSPCA, Miele get the phone†“Here ya go!†Miele handed the phone over to Desi. “ohk, now lets try this number†Desi started typing in the numbers on the phone. The door made a creaking noise as Ebil Sora Kitty opened it. “Wow this must be a girl’s room, it stinks of perfume and, whats this?†Ebil Sora kitty went over to a pink bra on the floor. “ohhhhhhhh†“HEY! WTF ARE YOU IN MY ROOM FOR! DIDN’T YOU READ THE SIGN! GRRRR YOUR DEA- OHHHHH IT’S A KITTY!†Larxene picked up Ebil Kitty Sora. Sora had never been so scared in his life, a demon with blonde hair was all of a sudden picking him up and going goo goo gaa gaa over him. “ohk, act cool…†Ebil Sora Kitty thought. “Your gonna be called Killer!†Larxene explained. “I’ll brb, ohk seeya for now!†Larxene then left the room. “thank God she left! I thought I was gonna die!†Ebil Sora Kitty then ran full speed out of the room. “OHFFF!†Sora said as he slammed into some sort of brick wall. “Owww…what the!?!†Sora said as he look up to see it was a tall man NOT a brick wall. “Hmph†Lexaues said “a cat, I’ll show superior.†Lexaues said and picked up Ebil Sora Kitty. “Help…can’t…breathe…†Ebil Sora Kitty tried to say but the man couldn’t hear. “ugh…†Ebil Sora Kitty then blacked out. “RSPCA, Rescue Stupid Pet Cats Association, Kelly speaking, how can I help you?†some lady said on the other line of the phone. “I lost mah pet Sora Kitty, do has him?†“uh…what does he look like?†Kelly said. “He has blue eyes, brown spikey fur, and he should have a necklace with a little crown on it, and he might be carrying a keyblade.†“no we don’t have any cats like that, but would you be interested in another kind of cat? “NO I DO NOT WANT SOME RABIES INFESTED CAT!! I WANT SORA KITTY! HE COST $1000 DOLLARS!!†“ohk, please calm down, I’ll do my best to find him†“YEAH YOU BETTER!†Desi screamed into the phone as she slammed it back in the phone holder. “Desi-San…are you alright?†Miele asked Desi. “I’m fine.†“HEY! HE’S WAKING UP!†“huh?†Ebil Sora Kitty said as he opened his eyes. “oh good, Lexaues didn’t kill it†said Larxene as she glared angrily at Lexaues. Ebil Sora Kitty then got up and tried to run away but Larxene grabbed him. “Oh no you don’t, I need to getllar first!†Larxene said to Ebil Sora Kitty. Ebil Sora Kitty gulped as Larxene started walking back to her room. “Ohk! Lets find you a collar that will suit you Killer!†Larxene then reached for a black studded collar. “Perfect!†she happily said as she went to put it on Ebil Sora Kitty or, ‘Killer’ as she calls him, but Ebil Sora Kitty had other ideas… “HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!†Ebil Sora Kitty slashed at Larxene and scratched her hand. “ARRRRRRRRRGH!!†Larxene held up her bleeding hand “why you…†she seemed like she was gonna blow up and had lightning coming out of her hair. “meep†said Ebil Sora Kitty as he ran out of the room. “COME BACK HERE! WHEN I’M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOUR GONA BE THE WELCOME MAT ON MY FRONT DOOR!!!†“So Miele, where did Naruto-Foxy go?†“Good question. You tell me†Miele replied while eating her muffin. “Right…you’ve lost Naruto-Foxy to. Miele paused and said “I HAVE NOT!†“HAVE TO†“HAVE NOT!!†“Fine then where is he smart ass?†“like I said, I dunno†Desi sighed “I swear to God, sometimes…I don’t know you…†ohk thats all i've done! but should i do more is the question...well should i?
xD Nice idea, and I liked it ^^ I think that yes you should write more xD but the choice is down to you. That bit made me laugh a lot :P Nice work so far :)
