eating clocks is so time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

aherkaherk

 

You'd think it'd be more filling, but all the portions are minute.

 

Hour best dish is the clock tower

 

Hmm...


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Cracked

the f*ck

UP

 

What time is it?

Dinner time. >:3

 

I don't have time for these puns.

 

You better hand me the plate, I year it's delicious.

 

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There's no more time for dinner. There isn't even enough for seconds.

 

With all the puns pretty much exhausted it feels like I'm walking by just to pass the time.

 

What did the clock say to the alligator?

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nothing. clocks don't talk.

and neither do alligators

and both are irrelevant to each other

 

(yeah just realized this...)

 

Time must be ticking.

 

I'd berate you for the minute details about that pun but I just haven't got the time for that.

 

Gee, I clock out for one night just to find that I'm too late for the pun fest. I gotta hand it to you, this coulda been fun to watch.

 

Throwing clocks at people who need a time out.

 

It's about time we do something about this.

 

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