E3 Report card so far...

Microsoft: F
- Games nobody cares about
- Generic brown and bloom first person shootan
- Tomb Raider filled with Press X to not die
- Tomb Raider looks like Uncharted
- Nothing new, everything was a game that we've previously seen except for....
- ANOTHER GEARS OF WAR GAME!?
- Kinect
+ Copying the WiiU

EA: D-
- SHOOTAN GAEM AND SPORTS GAEMS AND SHOOTAN GAEMS AND SPORTS GAEMS AND SHOOTAN GAEMS
- Pushing Origin
- Facebook game
- Dead Space 3 is co-op
- Battlefield 3 Premium is $49.99
+ Atleast they showed games


Ubisoft: B
+ Farcry looked surprisingly good
- Lack of gameplay for ZombieU makes it look like Dead Island
+ Assassins Creed 3 doesn't look special but it's something
+ RAYMAN LEGENDS!
- Splinter Cell is deader then dirt
- Aisha Tyler isn't that cool when she's not voicing her character in Archer
+ WATCH DOGS: ****ING WITH PEOPLE: THE GAME!. New IP


Sony: D+
- MOVIES
- BOOKS
- DAMAGE CONTROL
+ Free PSN +
- The same angry Kratos that we've seen fight monsters for the last 7 years
+ The Last of us looked pretty cool
- Playstation Mobile aka feature that nobody will use


Nintendo: A
+ ALL DOSE GAMES
+ PIKMIN 3
+ Luigi's Mansion
- Another Mario games that looks exactly like the last one and will once again take 2 days to beat
+ CHASE MCCAIN
++++++HIS BODY WAS READY
- Ports ports and more ports
Once again, it's up to Nintendo to save E3

 

So I see I didn't miss anything when I decided to turn it off just before the wild Usher appeared.

 

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- Battlefield 3 Premium is $49.99

It also includes all five DLCs. Saves you $25.

+ WATCH DOGS: ****ING WITH PEOPLE: THE GAME!. New IP

I'm so excited for this.

 

Don't forget Toby as a con for Ubi. He was even worse than Aisha. If those two hadn't been in the conference, it would have been very good.

 

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Besides that, EA's was better because it showed Sim City.
Ubisoft was just great.

 

What? Toby being in it was the best part! D:

Ugh. I couldn't even finish the Microsoft conference, they only spent the first 25 minutes out of a 1 hour 30 minute conference on video games. ._.

 

Well the problem with Toby is that it was just all badly scripted by Ubisoft. If they gave us the regular Toby humor, we would have enjoyed him.
Still love the guy though.

 

that I agree. if they let him talk like how the south park guys did in Microsoft.. then it would have been better

 

Watching something about PS3 and Pottermore? This is getting sad.​

 

But dude. Assassin's Creed III naval combat.

 

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Welp
That was terrible
Updated first post with Sony grade

 

Still no news on either of the games I really wanted.

 

I don't understand
Sony had SO MANY GAMES that they could have shown.
THEY DID IT LAST YEAR!?
WHY COULDN'T THEY DO IT AGAIN!?
YES WE REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS BUYING THE VITA
GIVE US MORE GAMES AND MAYBE WE'LL BUY IT!

 

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Had to go to work so I was only able to watch the Xbox conference. But yeah it was disappointing, mostly "hurr durr multilanguage support kinnect iz so kool guise heres joe montana"

I don't see Nintendo doing any better this year though, unless they come up with some good games for the Wii U.

 

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