Don't take this seriously!

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  1. Repliku Chaser

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    The world is not going to end tomorrow, guys. For real. A lot of you are panicking, while others see it for the lame sauce the claim is, and I want you to know the 'facts' here. There are some doomsayers out there who are predicting things and making up illogical and unfounded numbers to confuse and play with people's minds. It's simply not true and I wouldn't be posting this if I felt that some of you weren't actually rather scared.

    The facts here: When the LH Collider goes on, two beams of particles race towards each other and will meet after crossing a pretty good distance. There is a chance through this study that 'micro' black holes could be created at varying times, but they are so tiny that you couldn't even 'see' one of them, which is why they are called 'microscopic'. Also, they would be so weak they would collapse in less than a nanosecond. The threat of these micro blackholes is less than the threat we face all the time from radiation and particles hitting our atmosphere, which happens -all the time-.

    People all around (not just here) are exaggerating for attention, some because they don't research and hearing the word 'blackhole' freaks them out, some for maliciousness, some who just are joking because others are foolishly doing this and believe in it, etc. There will always be doomsayers out there who try to make declarations that an absolute time of our earth's destruction can be ascertained. Don't fall for it please. I will hope people lighten up here and take it for the joke it is. You'll still be here tomorrow and if you want to ask questions here because you are freaked out, feel free.

    My apologies for the essay in the spam zone! Maybe this will prevent the apocalypse.
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    The people that believed this are gullible ripsnorters. How many times has the world been predicted to end? As far as I can tell, I'm still here.

    OR MAYBE THE MATRIX IS RIGHT OMFG.
     
  3. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    FINALLY, some sense =]

    Everything Repliku has said is true. The exact same event that will be happening in the LHC has been happening on the border of our atmosphere and space and on the moon since they came into existance.

    We're still here, aren't we?

    Tards
     
  4. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I find it funny that I'm learning about everyone saying the world will end tomorrow...today...
     
  5. cronoking Chaser

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    Omg, we're gonna die from black holes?! I knew it D:
     
  6. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    -shortened slightly to make it easier on a noob's brain-
    At least I'm not the only one that actually researched it before going completely nuts over hearing 'Black-holes on earth' and 'Apocalypse' in one sentence...
    And despite my research, I'm still paranoid about this whole apocalypse thing :p
     
  7. Sora's shadow Moogle Assistant

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    Finnaly people who understand the facts.
    Not even the newspapers are taking this seriously
     
  8. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ...........what apocalypse?

     
  9. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If the machine fails, they achieve nothing although the giant experiment would be classed as a success.

    If the machine succeeds in what the not-so-mad scientists hope to achieve;
    We may just see our visions of the future come true in a matter of years
     
  10. cronoking Chaser

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    omg we gonna die!!! People, makes babies now D:
     
  11. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Don't apologize for doing your job Repliku. xD You write essays to save the planet, of course. :3

    And really. Do research before you just believe that the LHC will suck up the planet and our solar system. The chances are so small, the chances of you attracting AIDS or Cancer is MUCH higher.
     
  12. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    YUSH! Make many babies at super high speed! XD
     
  13. Repliku Chaser

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    lol, thanks for making it more...spam zone legible. xD
     
  14. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    lol, no problem :p
     
  15. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Thank you. Though it is a rather funny rumor to spread around.
     
  16. Repliku Chaser

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    It is funny to me too but unfortunately, some people really believed in it and well, that's just a stress no one needs really. I wanted to make sure that people weren't taking this serious because it is laugh-worthy and we should all be able to chuckle together at this.
     
  17. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *starts a rumor about black holes being gay*
    *watches it spread worldwide in a matter of minutes*
    ..... Great.....
     
  18. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    ^Best. Line. 4Eva.^
     
  19. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    One thing I'd like to point out...

    Even if a black hole is created...

    A black holes gravitational pull can only be as strong as the gravitational force of the matter it absorbes... so... unless everyone starts throwing gigatons of stuff at it... the black hole will have the gravitational pull of an office chair... in other words... not much...
     
  20. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    I don't believe in that crap, but they did say on the news that the black holes could potentially expand and suck up the world. Then again, you can't trust Brian Williams.
     
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