Did this ever happen to you?

Has your ass ever gone numb before? Mine has before, and I've godda tell ya, it feels weird when you can't feel your own ass there! (I'm bored, so....)

 

The worst thing is, it usually happens at School Assemblies when my yeargroup is kept behind as some of us have been too loud. Jiggling to get feeling in your ass at that time is just not good.

 

I second that!

Mine went extremely numb this one time when I slipped on a baseball bat. It was comical the way I struggled to stay up (running on the spot) but then.. I hit my ass on the concrete O.o

 

XD yeah i have never had it happen just sitting, but i never sit still.
but i remember they brought a couch to the skate park (boredom and stuff) and put it after a ramp. being dumb i got to much speed and flew over the couch and ramp and slammed on my butt 4 feet below. i felt like suck an idiot! and it was numb and hard to get up.

 

xDDD

Sounds hilarious :roll:

 

probably looked it...
but the numb took forever to wear off!
and i broke my tail bone but that was to no surprise.
to much speed killed me.
and the park got closed for a week after that couch thing. DX

 

I see.

In future, bring a bed. They are longer.

 

XD! LOL!
it was on the curb across the street was the only reason they borough it. they are dumb pot heads there!
but bed would have been nice!
just thinking about it brings back the feeling...*cringes*