Deploying surpise in...

3...2. Wait, thats not the surprise. I dont even know what that is. What is that? Why are you touching it? You should just stuff it back inside of me. It probably is useless, I mean Its a mystery for me to solve later. ALONE.

:D

 

O_o Well, I have to admit, I'm definetly surprised....

 

Fine, if you love that thing so much then why don't you just go ahead and marry it. :D

 

We had fun right? Remember the time when I sent you into the furnace, and I said "Goodbye!" and you said, "----!", oh such memories.

 

Please note falling in the acid will result in an unsatisfactory remark on your report. Followed by death.

 

The Apeture Science Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak, and if it should speak, we sudgest that you disregard anything it says.

 

The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place, where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

 

I really was going to have a party, and I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube, but you murdered him.

 

When I said 'deadly neurotoxin,' the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes.

 

Seriously, I can rub this stuff in my eyes, put it in my ceral, it wont hurt me at all. You on the other hand will die.

 

Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot... more... killing.

 

What your doing isnt heroic, its murder.

 

Oh, you think you're doing some damage? 2+2 is… 10… IN BASE FOUR. I'm fine. :D

 

See? It says it right here on your official report. A loner who nobody likes. Very official, very formal. You were also adopted, so there.