Dear

Dear *incomprehensable mumbling*

I wish to tell you that your *more mumbling* has been revoked and as an effect, I will have to spend at least one week (maybe two :wow:) sorting out the illegal activities of your *mumble*. Please take good care of *mumble derp* for me.

Yours,
Mumbler

Translation: I won't be online for a while cause I have a camp to lead for one week and I have no idea where I am going to be the following week.

Don't have a heart attack (unless Kira kills you :/gasp: (yay death note thread)!!!!) I'm coming back soon.
Love
Mumbler.

P.S.
If you don't know who I am hello. Nice to meet you. My name is Ronald Potter and I live on 568 Spamzone drive. I could tell you what I did for a living but then I would have to hug you, because that's my job, selling hugs to people who ask what I do for a living.

P.P.S.
If you do know who I am then Cya.