Dear Online gaming

I quit, imma go back and play smb 3 and enjoy the good ol days of games that I didn't have to depend on people who couldn't tell which way to hold a gun.

 

Sounds like someone's been playing Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.

oh let me just take care of every enemy don't worry i'll heal everyone i can reach but nobody makes an attempt to help me its cool guys

 

I've never played Me2 or Me3

my straw broke on Battlefield and Cod, I'm tired to **** of dimwitted team mates who literally stand beside enemies and drink a ****ing cup of tea as opposed to help me out.

 

I would say "oh yah I no wat you mean!!!" but I think my aversion to co-op games stems from the fact that I am the person you hate to be paired up with.

 

You should, just never reach the ending for 3.

I gave up on Call of Duty with Modern Warfare 2. Everyone else who plays seems to have an auto-headshot talent EXCEPT ME AND MY TEAM. And Battlefield for me is "lol gernade spam lol"

 

I ordered Me2 a couple of days ago, waiting on it now, Me1 is a bad game, its horribly paced and the gameplay is clunky, **** the Mako and the elevators, but im assured Me2 is much better.

I gave Mw3 a shot but im ****ing done, sick of the fact that if me and my buddy were to not play we'd lose every game, we're not part of the team we are the ****ing team, everyone else is just fodder and a nuisance, i'd rather be in a game with everyone my skill than people who pick their nose with the barrel of their gun.

This is why i quit Mw2 [video=youtube;4_iFPkfjazM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_iFPkfjazM&feature=g-u-u&context=G22c10f0FUAAAAAAAAAA[/video]

 

I never played the first game (Genesis comic thingy!), but 2 is awesome. So many cool moments, and a likeable ending!

Black Ops and Modern Warfare 3 are essentially just graphic updates to Modern Warfare 2. Everyone's pretty much fighting for themselves and it shows, not to mention the game caters to those types of players (lol whats teamwork?) Its why I gave up on 1st-person shooters that emphasize multiplayer over a solid campaign (except Team Fortress 2).

 

Imma just play fist of the northstar whilst i wait on Me2 and Tales of Graces f

 

I liked the ending of ME3...

And ME3 is pretty much the only game that I am willing to play Multiplayer on. I hate multiplayer.​

 

You are one of few among many.

But the multiplayer is fun actually. My favorite class, as in Singe Player, is Infiltrator. Sniper + Cloacking + Cryo Blast = Awesomesauce. I almost always end up with the most points with each game.

 

Eh, oh well. And I love the Krogans. Melee the fudge out of everything.​

 

I had high hopes for playing Turian, but apparently they can't do rolls and stuff :\ so I'm sticking to my Human Infiltrator ninja sniper

 

Yea. Krogan and Turian can't dodge, so they boosted their health and shields. Krogans start at like 800 health and 1000 shield, somewhere around there, and humans have 500, 500.
Humans roll. Salarians like side-step. Quarians...do some sort of dodge. Asari do a biotic dash thing that uses a bit or barrier. Drell do fancy flips and stuff.

I don't really like Turians though. But when you can ram a Phantom and kill her in one hit, I'm sold.

I'M SO SAD I CAN'T PLAY AS A VOLUS!!!!!​

 

existence invalidated get out go home never come back you're not even a real person

 

I AM A BIOTIC GOD

I half-expected the Drell to do some kind of Bruce Lee kick for long-distance melee :|

 

Drell have the worst stats ever. They have like 200 barrier. D:​

 

But they GOTTA GO FAST

 

So. I'm at the end of Mass Effect 3.

Spoiler

And I'm talking to The Illusive Man while he's indoctrinated. I've been able to do all the Paragon dialogue options since the scene started, but I can't access the "But you already have" option. I'm at full Paragon. This is really disappointing. I don't even feel like finishing the game because I know I won't get the ~perfect~ ending now.

 

The same damn thing happened to me. Full Paragon and all. I'll be pissed if we have to play through the whole game twice just to get that.

Nevermind, I'm already pissed at how bollocks the endings are.

 

Meanwhile I'll be playing a game superior to everything else said in this thread