Dear khv

I love ye. I love all of ye. All in yer own wee special way... even if yer a complete mongle, i'll love yee. I EVEN LOVE THE WHORES! The many many...manymanymany whores! Don't be a whore it cause cancer.

Noobs, emos, neebos, meebo users...yer awright. Folk don't like ye butt i like ye. Ye give me somthin' too scoff at. Not scoff like eatin', i'm noo a man eatr lik some oh the others. YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE!

Staff are silly gooses. They have long necks n quack all day . Cept orange, shes a pickle.

May 2009 be the year khv sucks less n' we enroll a dictatorship!!

KITTY FOR PRESIDENT!

 

W00t w00t.

 

This has given me reason to get
up in the mornings.

 

I don't fit into any of those :S

Just kidding =P

 

Whore sounds about right to to my ears.

=DDDD

 

D: Normally, kitty hates me.

 

LOV YA toOOOOOO

 

Yes, I concur. Kitty for President!

 

everyone should wera that.

 

How much have you had?

 

Is going in my sig

 

Excellent! Wear it like a bumper sticker. Wear it with pride! Tell your friends to wear it. EVERYONE! <3

 

Because a vote for Kitty is a vote for a new QUEEN!!

 

A cat for President.

...

What the hell, I support on the grounds of the other candidate being a fool.

(I will not be putting that "sticker" in my signature, though. It's full enough as it is.)

 

They got Kitty's gender wrong in that campaign advertisement.

That is why I always look over mine whenever I run for President.

 

It was a stunt double. Can't be too careful out there.

 

But they misinterpreted your gender. If I were you, I'd dispose of them quite nicely.

Using large tanks of lethal cyanide gas.

 

Give me liberty or give me death!