Dear Has-been pop star

I believe you are the one who didn't realize that I realized the spanish inquisitions is almost meant to fail when used as a joke, but you see you're failed differently than those of my day and thus I decided to point it. It's not your fault since you lack understanding of my complex yet radical reasoning, but to help you understand I shall tell you a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

 

Have i been prince-rolled....