Dane Cook! ^^

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  1. Garxena Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Post your favorite Dane Cook quotes!

    Mine: "When you need ketchup, you are the most important person in the world."
     
    Garxena, Mar 10, 2008
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  2. Devil's Angel Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Date at the movies

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    Boy- "But I just ask you for some"
     
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    The B/E BEST JOKE EVER
     
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  4. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Okay, we need some pickles NOW!
     
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    "dude, you got a 35 digit phone number goin on here, what is that?"

    "and under name you drew a monkey ****ing a coconut"

    "you sort your damage report and stuff........ and you get there 's and looks like they had a fricken seizure!!!!!"

    "erg.... imma robot"

    "quickly before the fog roles in tell me, that do you like?"

    and last but not least:

    "Ok you finish up then you get out of this room!!!!"
     
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  6. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    "where do you go?! you follow the one f*cken road you're on TO ME.... ok m'am.... you're gonna go to the Texaco Station and take a right... go 5 1/2 mile southeast, you're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho named HANK and he's gonna take you to the Whopper layer.... thats where you go..."
    ~BK Lounge....

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    my all time fav...
    i love this guy...
     
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  7. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    "Dane Cook is an annoying asshat"
     
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  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    " I dont like it when juice wears tights"

    and

    "And there was this crab and it was like BOMBOBOMBOMBOMBOBMBOMBOBM (That was a terrible interpretation by me) and I rang up my friend (skip a bit) OH NO THAT WOULD MEAN YOUR SUPER DUPER GHAY!"
     
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    I cant say it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=G366RqJftlE

    "Time for bed lfjadl;tjdlkjf. I said time for bed lfjadl;tjdlkjf. lfjadl;tjdlkjf I said no cookies! flkasdhg;lkajrsdgh;cljkghbvanscjk;lgasdfh;gvjklasdfgbf;dakljgbsdklj
     
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    "I never call it Burger King. I call it: The BK Lounge ;D"
     
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  12. Garxena Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Another one of my favs! ^.^

    "Women are mental terrorists."
     
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  13. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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  14. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    Dane Cook is fun, but he lacks punchlines. Demetri Martin is better in my opinion
     
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  15. Garxena Hollow Bastion Committee

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    "I realized I did not want to do a B and E... I just wanted to kick a door in."

    :D LOL
     
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    Mine is "Oh YEAH!"
     
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    "your move holy man...."
     
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    "an entire clusterf***. and thats not a candy bar, ill tell you that right now. milk chocolatey clusterf***s dont exist. full of peanuts and f***. nougaty f***"
     
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  19. Garxena Hollow Bastion Committee

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    "A B C D E F G I will kill your family!"
     
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  20. oldman106 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    "Now you;re probably wondering what;s a B N E?
    No, its not Bacon and eggs, cause I could always do bacon and eggs CAUSE THATS JUST ****ING DELICOUSE!!"
     
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