DON'T YOU FUCKING LAUGH AT MY PAIN YOU LITTLE BI- Please,don't laugh at me. Actually,there was a ****ing log in my foot.
You haven't felt pain until you've had a splinter shoved underneath your fingernail, then have to wait for it to grown out a little so you can pull it out.
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER I'LL LAUGH AT WHO I WANT YOU FUCKING WH- Sorry. My inexplainable laughter at your splinter related injury was uncalled for.
What I hate is when I try to get one out and then it snaps or breaks or something and I have a piece of it in my skin that I can't get out and it hurts like ****.