D: !

I am not even kidding, I think I just saw the biggest spider I have ever seen in my life D: and it had like, a sac of eggs on its back and it was on my staircase ;A;

It looked like this D: !

Spoiler

 

O-o
It's shining.
Ewww >.<''​

 

Its gonna eat you?!

 

I made my brother rescue me ;~;

 

It looks appetizing.

 

Pfft, I could've killed!



......by throwing things from far away ._.

 

It looks like letters and punctuation marks?

 

oh sweet lord. D:

Where on earth do you live? Africa!? .-.

 

Good grief, that thing's huge! Is that Gohma?

 

I don't find spiders the most attractive creatures, but I don't exactly like them either B|

 

SHINING SPIDER!

 

I actually tried blowing on it from afar xD

What? No D: I live in Britain xD

 

You're pathetic! How do you ever expect to be able to defeat me if you're afraid?!

 

What if it decided to turn around and hit you with web from its bum? Then you freak out and try to run but he's stuck to your face with white bum web? So you accidently get it on your shirt and now you have spider eggs all over you and a spider stuck your face with white web from its bum!

 

FEAR FUELS MY RAGE

Kill it with fire! D:

 

Wait.

So that little ******* could duplicate and devour my body in the night?
There is a possibility of that occurring?
Oh, sweet jesus.

 

Who said you were allowed out of your cage?

 

What kind of fire? D:

 

The kind that's hot and burns stuff! D:

 

*throws ice on it*