blame Amaury for this one, because my creative, if not terrible creative, nature got the better of me. So Amaury wants to be the cookie monster huh? Well, he needs to earn his place. So let's make it a three way fight. IN THE RED CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT WHO-KNOWS-HOW-MANY-POUNDS, THE TERROR THAT MAKES COOKIES WANT TO BE EATEN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.....THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!! IN THE BLUE CORNER, WEIGHING IN LESS THAN THE IMPOSSIBLE-TO-WEIGHT-COOKIEMONSTERRRRRR....THE VEGGIIIIIE MONSTER!! AND IN THE NON-COLORED CORNER WHICH DOES NOT REALLY EXIST!! THE NEW CONTENDER WHO WANTS TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF!! THE CRAAAACKEEERR MOOOOONSTEEEER!!! NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE THE REACTIONS OF THE TWO SENIOR MONSTERS!!! WELL FOLKS, IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE NEW GUY. WAIT TILL THE NEVER-SHOWING NEXT EPISODE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE NEW MONSTER-IN-TRAINING!! This program brought to you buy Amaury's idea of Cracker Monster. Be safe, and keep those crackers safe.
