Court back in session

Order! Order! /gavels sternly

Heheh, I've always wanted to say that. Okay, so, if it's still unclear to you, this is a returning thread. What? Oh, right, you clearly knew that. I must really have a thing for stating painfully obvious facts. Oops, there we go again.

Anyway, before I get stuck in a tedious loop, allow me to tell you this story: *ahem* Once upon a KHV, there was a member who was barely active. After a few months of failed attempts at things (poetry, RPing, KHVC, and let's not forget the mighty crown jewel, the counting threads), his activity somehow managed to dwindle to a near-complete stop, sometime around July. However! He was never short on camaraderie, forever pestering whichever unlucky members found themselves in conversation-range on Skype, including (especially) two or three mods. Wow. Come to think of it, he was a total waste of time, posts, likes, views, followers, internet connection, existence, etc. You name it, and he's already a waste of that. I think I'll simply quit this story and let him/me/us (idk anymore) switch back to 1st person.

Yeah, that's about it... Thanks, man. Welp, here I am again guys, and as silly as ever. Actually, I'd still drop by once or twice to see the news. Yes, yes, KH3! Exciting news, indeed. Speaking of which, good thing I got here in time for its release, huh?

Ugh, not cool, Judge, not cool. That was uncalled for, you dummy. Stop toying with our feelings! Kingdom Hearts 3's release thing is a touchy subject around these parts, you know!

Ah, my bad. Alrighty now, this should be pretty much everything I could think of, and enough too, for that matter. If you've read this far, supreme salutations to you! Give me your name and credit card number so I can write it down somewhere, and then once I become a Soup Mod, there is an off chance that I will reward you with a pin. It's still a thing, right? Alternatively, if you're feeling particularly intrepid these days, you could just add me or whatever. BEWARE THE CONSEQUENCES

 

I am taping you to Skype and the forum so you visit and say hello more often. My credit card will be shipped to you in three business days so watch the skies of Bahia in the coming weeks.

 

Oh. welcome back to KH-Vids! I mean....

It's an honor to have you return to the sight, Judge Sunrose....

 

WELL. Welcome back mr.Judge I don't have a credit card but take my debit card details along with my house my car my neighbour and his dog.