See Title^ Yeah I right(write) a lot. I wrote a lot for school but I put a lot into it so I'm okay with posting it like anything else I'll start ya on a short story or two and work you up to middle school epics and the bread force sagas. Here's one for now and more for later(once I get them from my dads computer.) The Miscellaneous and Haphazard Adventures of Pinnokio In a not so magical place known as British Columbia not so long ago there was a wooden boy by the name of Pinnokio. Pinnokio was a normal kid aside from the wood thing and he had a normal family including his father Richardson and his older brother John. Pinnokio’s older brother John was very evil and made fun of Pinnokio for being made of wood. Their father, Richardson was a custom chair maker and he always liked John better since he was a real boy. He’d found Pinnokio discarded in a trash can and took pity on him. Pinnokio never could make friends, so he bought a duck with money he found on the street. Pinnokio’s duck also known as Riley always stood on his shoulder and was smarter than him, but since Riley could only quack no one understood his words of wisdom. So all he ever did was quack whenever Pinnokio managed to do something good. One day Pinnokio got so tired of his brother John calling him names for being wooden that he decided to try and become a real boy. Also, it did nothing but encourage him when he realized his father was running short on chair wood and began to consider making Pinnokio into a chair. As soon as he could Pinnokio set out with his pet duck Riley to find Bill Gates. The richest and by default most magical man in the world. Who just so happens to live in Washington State. “Quack!†Riley said. After two days of journeying Pinnokio came across a herd of migrating Canadian Geese. These geese flying over head saw his duck Riley and began attacking him. So Pinnokio jumped onto the back of the goose leader and then they began fighting. Pinnokio defeated the mighty beast and became the leader of their herd. After he was sure he was safe with them, he started riding the goose with Riley by his side and a convoy of geese following in their wake. After roughly an hour of flight the geese landed on the U.S./Canadian Border and they set up camp for the night as geese don‘t fly at night. By dawn they found themselves surrounded by the Canadian Border patrol. “What are you doing here, eh?†They asked accusingly. “Trying to cross our border, eh.†They began to close in. Pinnokio not knowing what else to do ran away Riley by his side, as always. “Quack!†Riley said. The Border Patrol chased them but they hid in the trees where they apparently could not be seen. The Border Patrol eventually gave up the chase and he smuggled himself across the border without being noticed. Pinnokio ended up in Washington State. So they looked at an atlas in the local Discovery Channel Store and they found the location of Bill Gates gated community and house. So they crossed the street to the local golf course and rented a golf cart. They then proceeded to drive to the said community straight through the gate to the community, the gate to the house, and the double doors t the house. Then Pinnokio hopped out of the golf cart and found Bill Gates on his computer intently staring at the monitor. “Bill Gates, Bill Gates! Can you please turn me into a real boy?†Pinnokio asked politely and excitedly at the same time. “No.†Bill Gates said shortly looking at Pinnokio apologetically. “I’m not magic, just rich. I can’t turn you into a real boy, however I can turn you into a computer boy with free mp3 downloads.†“Thanks.†Pinnokio said politely. Disheartened Pinnokio hops back into the golf cart and returns to British Columbia. Upon arriving at home he is told his brother John has been shipped off to a military boarding school called Boarding School. His father for lack of another son finally accepts Pinnokio as his favorite and they lived happily ever after. It's spelt wrong on purpose Pinnochio fans. also this was also by my friend who will go unnamed for tax purposes. It's short 'cause we could get away with it in english class.
