*comes crawling in, bleeding*

*nerf darts flying all over the place* PLEASE!!!!!!11 MAKE IT STOP!!!!!11 *collapses, twitching, nerf darts sticking out all over body*

 

*puts on long latex gloves, and calls 911* "Yes, we have an injured victims here in comes in crawling, bleeding, so send some ****ing Jedi with you!"
"Oh, wait. I am a JEDI!!!!!!!!"

 

Don't worry Sara, if you die, you're life story will be directed by Michael Bay.

 

-Runs in-

-Gives a boot to the head-

-Runs out-

Wild P has FLED

 

Ugh I hate roleplaying so much

 

*OH SHlT SON WHAT NOW*

 

-THAT'S NOT EVEN AN ACTION-a

 

Wait a minute... aren't nerf darts those weird toy foam bullets...

 

We should put her out of her misery. It's the only humane thing to do.

 

Good point.

I have a torture cell under my back yard. If we take her there, we should be able to keep her alive for another three days.

 

I thought Nerf darts had suction cups?

 

...Anyone else hungry? No, just me?

 

Forget Michael Bay, make it Michael Moore!