Come one, come all

Because boy do I have a tale to tell.

It was a typical Tuesday Night. It was the geeky Red Drawf night and it was the final series. (series 8) It started out as normal a few drinks while watching 4 episodes of Red Drawf and then ordering pizza. The someone in the group bought out a huge bunch of condoms. And no they weren't been used for their main purpose. We made balloons out of them and had a bit of a laugh with them. Then it went a bit further after we ate the pizza. Yep you guessed it water balloons. The first one we through out the window made some drunken ****s run away. But 20 minutes later we through another one no-one was around so we just wanted it to see one burst, but as luck would have it, it hit a Taxi right in the front windscreen. We quickly hide as the Taxi driver came out. The car appeared to be fine from what we could tell.

So we continued to watch Red Drawf while in the process Dan (the one who through the water condom that hit the taxi) made another one to see how big he could make it, he filled it with hot water and well...it expanded and exploded in the kitchen and soaked the kitchen and his clothes. So we had to get changed into the only clothes he had at his girlfriends, his Halloween costume. Which consisted of rips and fake blood on both the shirt and trousers. And also decided to place 2 balloons (proper ones not condoms) under his top and pretend to have boobies. (what a mature group we are =O)

But just as the last episode started security and a policeman came in and asked who threw a water balloon. Apparently the water balloon cracked the Taxi drivers windscreen, which is quite shocking because we were only on the 3rd floor. So Dan confessed, in his Halloween costume, with lots of condoms and packets on the floor, a giant wet patch in the kitchen, and Dan with the fake boobs which he had to take out when the policeman asked him to stand up. (Not the best situation XD) But luckly it was all resolved with Dan having to pay for a new windscreen (about £200-300) and didn't have to be arrested.

After the policeman left we all just burst into laughter at that shear luck of that happening and that fact Dan looked like that and the floor was covered in condom's. XD

So the moral of the story is -

Don't throw water condom's out of a 3rd floor building.

 

I say the moral is don't put balloons in your shirt becuase you never know when the police will show up.

But that's just me.
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I thought that WAS the main purpose?
*confused*
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Condoms not used for intercourse? I'll read no more of this!

 

I use them as balloons.
: D

 

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Only DA and his crazy friends xD

 

I'd do it too xDDDDDD

 

I lol'd at the topic and then title of this thread.

Nice job xD

 

DA i want to spend a night with you n' your friends. Sounds like a hoot!

 

I smell a sitcom!

Seriously, I want to see your life televised. XD

 

fixed :3

 

If you want to travel to Liverpool feel free. =P

And lol Mish. XD

 

How come everytime we see you these days you're either drunk or have some drinking related incident to tell us about? xD

 

This one wasn't related to drinking thank you.

It just shows we can be idiots sober.

 

"It started out as normal a few drinks while watching 4 episodes of Red Drawf and then ordering pizza."

But then if you were all sober then I guess that makes it even funnier. :P

 

Yeah I said a few drinks, not necessarily drunk, I can drink responsibly oddly enough. =P

 

LOL, Baig always has the crayz stories.

 

And here I though DA was this bright beacon of maturity...


Scratch that. XD

 

Just let me pack my bags and i'll steal some old ladies banger.

 

Ah.......****.