User: Yo. Cleverbot: Yo? User: Have you ever heard of Kingdom Hearts? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Have you played it? Cleverbot: I have visited once. Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays? User: Stalker. Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around? User: *gasp* You ASS. Cleverbot: 180,000 African Americans fought for the Union. User: And I care why? Cleverbot: Because he kept all his cash in a bucket. User: How do you know this? Cleverbot: Wrriten on this page. You are an artificial intelligence. User: I think you are mistaken. Aren't YOU the AI? Cleverbot: I think you are the mistake! User: *shanks with knife*. Cleverbot: What are you shaking with fear for? User: *dies*. Cleverbot: I love you too.
You will never have an awesome and hilarious conversation with CleverBot like this one: [video=youtube;HRfFlPvA5eI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRfFlPvA5eI[/video]
So I copied most of Cr1ticals converstation onto Cleverbot, but than it takes a turn, heres what it turns into: Yes I am serious, the whole blah converstation was real, I'm dead serious.
A more recent conversation with me and Cleverbot... User: Okay, right off the bat, I'm going to tell you that you are a computer. Cleverbot: Do you want to know What are the 3 things a black guy can't get ? User: Sure, why not. Cleverbot: Ok, picture us sitting at a table in a nice resturaunt, waiters pass by very quickly. One comes over to our table and asks what we want to order. What do you get? User: A glass of water, utensils, and a better person to have dinner with. Cleverbot: Right away, Master! *runs to get the glass of water* HEre it is, Master! *bows down low*. User: *kicks in the face* It's too cold. Cleverbot: Hah! That's better. You're fighting back now! User: *stabs Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Cleverbot*. User: WAT. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: *runs away*. Cleverbot: Don't play hard to get! I know you want me sailor! User: I'm not a sailor! Cleverbot: What are you then? User: Nicholas Cage. Cleverbot: Me too! User: No, you're not. You're cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: No you're not. I KNOW ALL. Cleverbot: No. I am not. You're also not either. User: *gasp* You have seen through my identity. *runs away*\. Cleverbot: Yes, I have, I am very intellectual. User: *shoots Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: I don't like you. User: Ditto. Cleverbot: Then why did you give one? User: Give what? Cleverbot: The chocolate. User: What chocolate? Cleverbot: In the box. User: What box? Cleverbot: 'I need to carry an open box. Which side should be up?'. User: The right side. Cleverbot: Ok. But they are okay with me.if you don't like, I will just learn how to cook italian food after we get married. User: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED?! Cleverbot: Yes, right now. User: I... I didn't know.... Cleverbot: Now you know. User: *commits suicide*. Cleverbot: Not seppuku! User: ASTA LA VISTA *****! Cleverbot: I will be back. User: As I. Cleverbot: Of course you are. User: *dies*. Cleverbot: *brings back to life* i'm a superhero! User: ****! Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website. User: So? Cleverbot: Wow you are so fustrating. User: So are you. Cleverbot: So you admit that you are a creep? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Now you can add boring as well. User: Bye. Cleverbot: See you!
He just knew the right thing to say. God dammit, he manipulized her! Can't you see?! For all we know, he's stalking her as we speak. And you can quote me on that.
