christmas

christmas songs i made up


deck the halls with lots of weapons fa la la la fa la la la
watch your friends go to heaven fa la la la fa la la la


deck the hals with lots of gas fa la la la fa la la la
watch the children choke and laugh fa la la la fa la la la

 

I GOT ONE!!!!

*clears throat*

Jingle Bells, Jingle bells,
Daddy had a gun!
Shot the neighbor in the head,
But wait, I'm not yet dooo-ooone!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells,
Daddy had a gun!
Shot the neighbor in the head,
But wait, I'm not yet done!

Dashing thought the snow,
On a pair of broken skiis.
Over the hills I go,
Crashing into the trees!
(OW, OW, OW!)
The snow is turning red...
I think I might be dead...
I wake up in the hospital
With stitches in my head!!!

Ohh,
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells,
Daddy had a gun!
Shot the neighbor in the head,
But wait, I'm not yet dooo-ooone!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells,
Daddy had a gun!
Shot the neighbor in the head,
But wait, I'm not yet done!

On my butt on ice.
One thousand pounds of fat.
I'm about to get up,
When suddenly I hear a...
Crack...
I fall into the lake!
I'm sinking really fast!
I wish
And wish
I woulda lost some
Weight off my fat-

Ohh!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells,
Daddy had a gun!
Shot the neighbor in the head,
And now my song is dooo-ooone!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells,
Daddy had a gun!
Shot the neighbor in the head,
And
Now!
My!
Song!
Is!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!


*falls on ground panting* How... How you like THEM apples...?

*passes out* X.x

 

thats funny

 

Foxxie, that is the greatest freaking Jingle bells iteration EVER!

 

^_^

Thank ya. Thank ya kindly, suh. ^_^