Captain America crashed the ship sitting on a chair

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  1. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    So why was he found frozen lying down...?
    HMM
     
  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    No seatbelt. Duh.
     
  3. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    When it went straight down and crashed into the ground it got flattened. Ta-Da!
     
  4. 61 No. B

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    THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS
     
  5. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Don't read if you haven't seen winter soldier.
    Why didn't Bucky cut his hair? This is the real question.
     
  6. 61 No. B

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    cuz he looks badass with it long
     
  7. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    I have to admit his eyes do look prettier with long hair though. Green and all.
     
  8. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Being a brainwashed assassin that is routinely cryogenically frozen doesn't leave much time to get a haircut.
     
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    Now you're thinking with portals.
     
  11. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Wouldn't it be 1 1/2 life if it's the third one. Hahaha bad jokes
     
  12. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    On the next episode of Mythbusters...
     
  13. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    SPOILER ALERT. God.