Canada has the stupidest commercials ever.

Like this one:

 

In Canada, Milk comes in bags.

 

Aren't you Canadian, What??

 

Yes, I am Canadian. That is how I know of this commercial.

I've seen it on TV hundreds of times. He used to be a superhero too. This guy is insane.

 

This is how your father gets paid.

 

My father must be a billionaire by now.

 

Yes, but the gold must have STDs.

 

Don't go into that guy's store.

He's a rude SOB. >B|

 

Trees have STDs, yet I do believe you have touched trees hundreds of times.

Of course he is, with all of those flamboyant whores following him around.

 

Yet...

 

So they were following him. Thanks for confirming this.
Anyone else notice one was a single mom with glasses. Definite whore.

 

Have you ever used maple syrup? That is the tree's "blood."

 

I sing this song all the time.

 

And I thought USA commercials suck

 

Just think of all the Geico commercials with the stack of money.

 

We export our maple syrup all over the world. Thus, the insignificant people of every developed nation on this little blue marble of ours now has STDs.

You thought wrong, my kind yet serious American friend.

 

Twas not the monkey, but the Canadian.

Wait...difference?

 

Geico Commercials kick ass compared to this one xD

 

If you think Canada has bad commercials.

You should see the ones in the Philippines.

._.

 

Dare I ask?

How bad are they, Kid Hero?