Can you find the pattern /khv/?

8 5 4 9 1 7 6 3 2 0

Find the pattern.

 

No. .

 

Alphabetical order.

Please try a riddle I didn't figure out in like 3rd grade.

 

I am more powerfull than any god and I amoften found everywhere who or what am i?

 

Chuck Norris?

 

*shoots for Chuck Norris joke*

 

Air. Bam. Chica Bam.

 

^This. fillefiller

 

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kids write there names in snow while they pee chuck norris writes his name in titanium when he pee's



EDIT: your wront too rissy

 

Chuck Norris: Guns carry him for protection.

 

for the last time its not chuck norris!...The answer is so obvious though im shocked but while we're at it...Chuck norris is always on top during sex because he never screws up (i know this from experience)

 

I gave this out to 10 other people and only 1 figured it out. They were all over 15 years of age so I guess you're the only person who heard this in 3rd grade.

 

I'm sorry that you happen to know people who are ******ed.

 

Well the answer to the riddle i put up is "nothing"

 

Well that was lame.

 

ok how about a joke? why couldnt the chicken cross the road?

 

Because he knew if he did lots of people would start joking about why he did, and he doesn't like the attention due to a tragic incident involving a coffee blender when he was just a chick.

 

ok then...two drums and a triangle fall off a cliff wat sound does it make? dum dum tsssssssss

 

Assuming they hit in that order, and actually due to the structure of the ground and the speed they are travelling at it would actually be CRASH CRASH PFTANG, an altogether much more pleasing sound.

Of course, the cliff may be over water, in which case it is SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLISH.

Or over sand, where it is THUMP THUMP SmallerTHUMP.

 

Cymbal, not triangle.

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