Can someone explain this to me?

Has KHV got a secret time machine that I don't know about?
Time now is 00:43

 

Yes.

I didn't want you to find out like this.
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>_>;


All day, I have been getting text messages that are all saved as having come 3 minutes after what they actually did o_O

Like I got a text messages at 9:32 but it said I recieved it at 9:35


Time is messed up lately D:

 

CtR your phone must be a myth of the near future. o:
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OMG today my watch just kept beeping, so I turned the alarm off and checked the time it was to go off. 4:01. So it beeped again like every 4 minutes or something until like five, but then I figured out how to shut it up. O_0

 

While i waited in the nurses office at my school, one of the clocks wouldn't move at all. Then while i was waiting at the hospital, a clock was stuck at 0:12.

 

I may or may not have accidentally f*cked up the space-time continuum just a bit.

 

One man can only divide by zero so many times, you fool.

 

One Man
One Desire
Darkrequiem0 is...

Little tortilla boy.

 

I was actually just thinking about that act before. Who was the guy who did that?

Also, for the record, Dalk is Little Tortilla Boy.

 

His name is Pablo Fransico. He was on CC the other day and i recorded it.

 

Haha, nice. That guy is good, does he have any other really good stand up acts?

 

Damn you all. You found me out.

 

No u. <:

 

Double the action! Triple the excitement!
"Get down!"
More of the excitement!
"Get down again!"

 

Huevos-Splash
Mexican Girlfriends

 

It seems we have a mystery on our hands.....To The Mystery Van! dananana!

 

fix'd.
I know, i'm a f*cking nerd...

 

I was actually just about to fix that too...