Can somebody shoot me....

Before I get dragged to watch Eclipse tomorrow? I think it will be less painful.

 

Go dressed as Blade, take notes during the movie.
I'm sure it'll freak several Twihards out.

 

Who's Blade?

 

Macho Vampire Slayer?

 

Or Van Helsing that should work too

 

Yeah and he's part vampire too, so that gives him like superhuman abilities.
And he dedicates his whole existance to removing vampires from the whole universe, problem is vampires exist everywhere in society so he can't trust anyone... as he might have to kill them.

 

Would feigning illness do anything to get you out of this?

 

No, she's very persistant. She'll either make me go another day or she'll drag there.

 

I see. It might then be best to simply make rude comments during the movie and try to look at it in a so bad it's funny light.

 

:guns: (you)

 

In my head, there will be many jokes, however, the fans here are just as obsessed and murderous as the ones in America. I would say I don't want my eye pulled out, but that might actually help.

 

Yell "Cedric Digory!" every time Edward Cullen appears and "Steriods!" for Warewolf-dude.=)

 

I can eats you again if it maiks dem all leave you alones.

Pweez?


:lolface:

 

Rape. Everyone.

 

Watch this.

 

Eclipse is better than The Last Airbender. I wish I was f***ing kidding... I really, really do...

 

Thank GAWD! She bumped into her friends who were male. We ended up seeing Knight and Day. She'll get me to go, but it leaves me with more time to get a gun.

 

have you actually told her u dont like twilight at all?

 

Yes, she knows, but she also knows that I don't like being the one making choices. No-one wants to watch it, so she has no-one to go with. I'll live, I'll just text through it.