Can somebody please tell me

Why the hell you're not supposed to microwave those Smucker's Uncrustables sandwiches?

Because I don't fricking want to wait for this to thaw, I wanna microwave it, dammit! D<

 

just ****ing do it. screw the "why can't i microwave this ****" and DO IT.

 

I'd probably just do it and watch it. Only thing I can figure out is it may come out soggy.

 

This reminds of the time I tried to cook cornbeef hashbrown in a container without the top on...Don't do it.

 

Do it. And while you're at it, film it for us. 8D

 

Because cleaning peanut butter and jelly from inside a microwave is just loads of fun.

 

Already did :lolface:

...And nothing happened. Of course now it's a hot peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I can live with that.

 

Better than a frozen one, that's for sure.
*Steals sandwich and eats*

 

somethings should not be microwaved...

like smores D:

 

I microwaved a golf ball once.

Bad results D:

 

You really should be able to microwave them.
Never had them.
But you should.

 

Patience is a virtue.

Or, you know, you could just swear at the microwave until it will properly cook your sandwich.

 

Microwaving french fries that are supposed to go in the oven for half an hour =/= good idea.

Stardust why is every thread you make about food? xD

 

I know someone who microwaved smores in their camper.

WHILE FUCKIN CAMPING.