Calculators are used for more than calculating...

Yeah, we were expirementing with 'em in class. Well, a couple of my friends and me, I put in 8008345 and my friend was like "What does it say...?" And I made it says boobeys lulz I knows its spelt boobies but anyway her turned it upside down and then it said like "5438008." And he was like "SheBoob!" out loud, and the teacher waz all like "...".​

 

I seriously thought you were gonna say masturbating.

 

Lol, me too.

 

Pssh. I don't even have the guts to watch Porn...​

 

Porn isn't all it's cracked up to be. >>

xD

 

True I've been over a week sober.

 

Well, I can't say that myself. Been like, a few hours? xD


;___;

 

On those fancy calcualtors my bro can spell myspace and al

 

DUDE! I'm only 12 I could watch it but like my dad is around ALL the time... lulz...​

 

Yeah, I know. I didn't say you couldn't or you shouldn't. I'm just saying.. it's not that great. :/

 

Don't start. It's a bad habit and it really gets you nowhere. Also, your dad might take it the wrong way anyways.

 

I can't watch it for my life to much of a coward 'Nuff Said.​

 

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lulz my friend was doing that and I was like "I don't get...it...?"​

 

are you on crack? D:

 

Calculators are weapons of mass destruction. Division by zero anyone?

 

Complete lolz. I go get my calculatorz now.
Edit: :( it told me sum ****ed up thing

wat error mean???.///./ :(:( ::(((((( :((((

 

I should try dat. I'll go Jigsaw on everyone. "What are you gonna do to me, man?"
"Tear you're guts out with this calculator. It has a bomb hidden in it and if you don't retrieve the key in you're ass, it'll blow in five minutes.​

 

*throws calculator outside window*? >_>

 

My oldest sister's calculator used to have that snake game in it, the one that eats apples. It's been hidden in the calcutator for years until I was forced to reset the whole thing, removing the hidden game. Perhaps it was for the best, since math classes freaked me out when under pressure, which was way too often.