Dude, all broken Windows laptops work just like red-ringed Xbox 360's: you just wrap it up tight in some towels, leave it running until you hear the fans get super angry, then you're golden. It either fixes the laptop or burns your house down, I forget which.
guys phoenix downs don't revive people they just wake up the peeps who got KO'd, dat shi like pokémon
Comedians do the same bit in every city during a tour. Think of it as the "Dead Chicks and Doujins Tour", feat. Juki Noen.