Bruce Lee vs. Bruce Cambell vs. Chuck Norris

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Bruce Lee vs. Bruce Cambell vs. Chuck Norris

  1. Bruce Lee! Kung-fu FTW!

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  2. Bruce Cambell! Boomsticks FTW!

    2 vote(s)
    15.4%
  3. Chuck Norris! Round-House Kick FTW!

    8 vote(s)
    61.5%
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  1. Jaxed Twilight Town Denizen

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    Bruce Lee vs. Bruce Campbell vs. Chuck Norris

    Who gonna win?!

    I'm so bored.

    I vote Bruce Campbell of course. You just don't mess with someone who has a chainsaw for an arm.
     
  2. Spike H E R O

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    Chuck.....duh! XP
     
  3. keyblade bearer Destiny Islands Resident

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    Chuck Norris is a stupid who can kick for all the time...but bruce lee is the symbol of KUNG FU!!!!!!!!!!!!He wins, there isn't contradictins!XD!(I ahevm't talk about the other bruce because...I never heard him!!!EHEH!)
     
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    you're forgetting Captain Falcon...
    ...Plus Light can kill them all :3
     
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    O RLY?

    Well then, here's some facts for you to think about (May be Chuck Norris Jokes, but I still found them funny):

    1.Chuck Norris isn't unbeatable; he just hasn't met Bruce.

    2.Bruce Campbell showed Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.

    3.Bruce Campbell once let Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him in the chin. Chuck Norris shattered every bone in his body. The chin was unharmed.

    4.Chuck Norris wears a beard because he is jealous of Bruce Cambell's chin.

    5.When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bruce Campbell.

    6.If Bruce Campbell was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

    7.Every time a zombie dies Bruce gets a small spring in his step. This is due to him trying to get brains off of his shoe.

    8.Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless they are two shells labeled "wrong" fired from Bruce's boomstick.

    9.Bruce Campbell is your daddy. And everyone else's

    10.Bruce Campbell once got an erection and walked into an S-mart. There were no survivors.

    Blasphemy!!

    Quick! Complement Bruce Campbell before he kills you with his chainsaw!!
     
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    I demand a damn Mudkip spot.
     
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