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Thank you, Frederick. This evening a team of scientists and doctors found a way around physics and general anatomy. User VGN was reporting complaints of feeling freaky, and he was admitted to Somebody's General Hospital for an exam. Incredibly, the doctors there found that he posessed a rather large baby!

Well Skye, that's pretty dang freaky.

Yes it is, Frederick. Although nobody is sure what the heck is wrong with that dude, scientists have several hunches, one of which being that he has an Allen Walker avatar when he has no earthly idea who he is. This has been Skye M, KH-Vids News, reporting live from the Spam Section. Now back to y'all for the Idiocy!

Thank you, Skye.

 

- le gasp-

TO THE SLOW-MOBILE!

 

Omg Are You Sure It's Yours!? O.O

 

.....

*whispears to other member* "Shes lost it"

 

Can I be the godfathermother?

 

It ain't mine!

WUDTHUFUX?

I'm just the reporter here, doin' my job.

*holds mic around* Any comments, ladies and gentlemen?

 

LIESS!!! ALL LIES! I mean people call me VGN, VGN, do you know what people think it might mean? VirGiN! That's what people think it might mean! So ha! >D

 

Epic Phailure.

 

VGN! You got pregnant! I told you to use protection!

Well i guess ur not a "VGN" any more XD

JK.

 

Epiq phailurz.

 

DW stole it, yeah. ^

 

Omg, VGN isn't VGN without his VGNity.

 

1ll<3 1 VVl11 PVVl\lz0l2O J00 VV17/-/ /l/l3/-/ l_L83l2 1337l\l2ZZ

 

And your tha father. >.> *leaves*

 

I'm a girl, genius.

I'm a laaaaaaaaydaaay. I'm not a man!

 

You can be a father and not be a man. =3

 

Just like your a mother and not a woman =D

Plz dun kill meh ;-;

 

Shez a girl dudez. So stop saying all this technicaliti on her.

 

You just love breaking those little laws of anatomy, now, don'tcha? >.<

 

Yes I do. ^^