“ Renji! Renji!! Has Orihime called yet?†I yelled across the room, well more like down stairs. “ No, not yet! Stop asking! I’ll tell you when!! Geez, Rukia, your gonna eat my ear off, I swear.†I sighed, I doubt she was able to hear that. BANG! “What did you say?! EHH!!??†A metal pan, is what she used this time. The sticky blood ran down my head like no tomorrow. “ I’m…sorry…ACK! NO STOP RUKIA!!!†A few more times to the head, more blood flying everywhere. Which means I’ll have to clean up. I sighed deeply again. After I heard her stomping feet go up the stairs(and still twitching) I just looked around at all the blood she managed to eat out of me. Last time she hit me so hard, I was in the hospital for about a week!! She’s evil!! T.T CUT!! CUT!!! (some random director runs threw the screen of the story) What was that! I thought this was a love story?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??!!! (Renji walks in, still bleeding) Uh…uhhhhh… *still dazed from Rukia’s blows* tiger? …uhh.. (Rukia fly’s in with a drop kick to Renji’s head) TIGER THIS YOU SON OF A ***** AND ****** head!!! WHATâ€S THE ***** is your PROBLEM!!! ***** and ******!!!!! >.> (Out of nowhere the story continues with Orihime’s view….with Rukia still eating Renji) “Orihime? You going out with Rukia still?†flipping the channels to the TV. “Yeah, why? You want me to go?†Dropping the remote, Ichigo ran to Orihime. “Well…not really…†(Byakuya then stops the moment and says a few words) Byakuya: ….*nods* Renji: tiger..***** the ******!!!! *still dazed and bleeding* Rukia: <Eating ramen> Director: Waiting for the moment when Ichigo takes Orihime up to the room. Byakuya: *clicks the play button* Everyone: YAY!!! ^.^ Ichihime ~ “I Hate it when you leave me alone…Please…don’t leave me tonight?†Orihime, pulling herself into Ichigo’s big muscular chest. “If you want me to stay, I’ll stay.†CRASH CABOOM!!! (big hole in the roof, glass all over the ground) Ichigo & Orihime: UHHH!!!! *confused, at how the moment didn’t turn out the way as planned* Unknown dude: “Orihime! I’ve come for you!!!†Ichigo: Eh…er…and you are- (Orihime cutting off Ichigo’s sentence) Orihime: Ulquiorra!!! OMFG!!! You have kitty EARS!!! Everyone: Gasp!!! *shocked as hell itself* Ichigo: ….You again!!! *points finger* Random flashback: *At the Men’s 50% off sale on old Navy cloths* Ichigo: “Yesh yesh… I’d look very good- Well hot in this pants…oh and this shirt…yes, yes…very nice *evil grin* Ulquiorra: *walks up and grabs from hands* Mine!!! MINE!!!!! * evil, unhappy face* <Orihime cuts in> WAIT!!! But Ulquiorra always has a unhappy face * makes a random unhappy face Like Ulquiorra always dose* Ulquiorra: DO NOT!! *smiles* Everyone: OH GOD!!! MAKE IT STOP!! I’m BLIND!!! I’ve seen the light…oh god…I Ichigo: OKAY!!! We’ve seen the light, now continue DAMMIT!!! Ulquiorra & Ichigo Flashback ~ Ichigo: Uhh…what the **** is you PROBLEM!!!! .*Grabs Kon from out of nowhere and then a puff of white smoke covers the Old Navy store, with all of a sudden NARUTO SHOWS UP!! Naruto: It’s not my q you damn ******s!! Ichigo: Oh yeah, sorry. Anyways Ichigo is now a soul reaper, fighting Ulquiorra in the Old Navy store (NOTE: anything they damage, the random bystanders can see ALL!! 0.0) 3 hours later Store, is completely demolished. Ichigo back in is human form. Ulquiorra crying cause he never got his eyeliner. And Kon, missing all the women he “chatted with†Cops: Okay, who was it? Ichigo & Ulquiorra >> RUN!!!! *caught by, the popo, and is never again aloud to shop at old Navy* -End Flash back- Orihime: *blink, blink* Uh, is that why you have all girl brand cloths??! Ulquiorra: Orihime… Ichigo: Uh.. Ulquiorra Runs up, pushes Ichigo and grabs Orihime, goes poof in the random white smoke and fly’s away* Kon: MY ORIHIME!!! *tear* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -2 minits late- OOOOOOO!! -Cuts off- Everyone: What the… Rukia: Our plans…T.T Renji: My nosebleeds…. Ichigo: My girlfriend…*cries, and dose nothing* End of the Ichihime moment- -Hitsugaya’s office- “Matsumoto!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY TEA!!!†Matsumoto is as drunk as ever, running around with Hitsugaya’s “tea†Matsumoto: *giggles* “Right here big boy†*so drunk, she forgets who she’s talking too* Hitsugaya: “Finally! I thought I was gonna die from thirst!!†*Working so hard, cause Matsumoto is to drunk to even see her own boobs!!!* Matsumoto: *giggles like crazy, maybe it’s hormones???* Orihime Random Moment: *with her big lunch, sitting next to Ulquiorra, watching the scene with the rest of the Arrrancar group* Hormones?! Please!! *shoving popcorn into her mouth* and speaks random nonsense, because Aizen thought it would be a laugh to have her drugged. Everyone: *rolls eyes* Ichigo: Stop having nosebleeds over my girlfriend!! MAN-WHORE!!! Renji: MAN-WHORE!!! Your one to talk!!! You where like, with every chick HERE!!! Ichigo: *shot down by the truth* Everyone: Burn… Ichigo: What can I say? I’m just to good looking. So HOT btw, that the women want me more *evil laugh* Renji: *grabs his random popcorn that he stole from Kon, and chucks it at Ichigo’s “Oh so beautiful faceâ€* Ichigo: MAN-WHORE!!! *jumps at Renji with a drop kick* Renji: *As dazed as the boobs of Matsumoto herself* Director: *Claps His Fan Around* OKAY OKAY!!! Ramen break people!!! -After a long time….and done eating ramen, and Renji FINALLY stops bleeding *rolls eyes* We pick up our story with Orihime, and The Arrrancar! ^.^ ________________________________________ >> What do ya' think???
