Blame it all on my roots,

I dressed up in boots,

 

And ruined your black tie affair

 

Which is now fluffy like air,

 

The last one to know,

 

The last one to show,

 

I was the last one you thought you'd see there

 

And I saw the surprise,

 

that weird look in your eyes,

 

When I took his glass of champaigne,

 

And I toasted you,

 

c-c-c-c-c-Combo breaker!

 

b o o b s

 

No somos extraños para amar.

 

Very well, how about this:

I was feeling the blues, I was watching the news, and this fellow showed up on tv.

 

This thread sucks

 

You have an amazing amount of positivity.

 

I lol'd.

You, my friend, have just made my day. I would like to thank you in the one and only possible way.
I will give you...

nah never mind.

I'm feelin blueeee, as I saw someones ...erm... greeeeew, then I felt rather siiiiick, I'll stop right now for my name is Riiiiick.

 

Why thank you for the gift that you...almost bestowed upon me.

EDIT:
I take it back
thanks dude.

 

Perhaps, but, I haven't seen a Garth Brooks thread around, and felt it a shame that there wasn't one. Moral responsibility to post one and all that.