Bizarre Event Took Place in US State of Washington

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Amaury, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Amaury Chaser

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    So, um, what are your guys' opinions on this? It's such a crazy story involving an intoxicated man who is, miraculously, still alive.


     
  2. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Eh, they should just take the whole thing off and give him about 14 extra years of life. Besides, it gives him one less weak point.

    So I'm interested in finding out the hidden truth to this, because when you find a 62-year old man in the road, in his birthday suit, with his family jewels forcibly stolen, you know you've got a story. Although why a serrated knife? That had to hurt probably the most of all. I'm surprised he didn't die of shock or blood loss