Billy Mays Has Died (No, I'm Serious)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

... Well fuck.

 

SHI*, is every famous person up and dying????

 

It's the celebrity holocaust. Someone out there is fed up with their bullshit.

 

J-John?

o__________o


;____________________________;

NOT MY BILLY MAYS.

 

Well then, Mr. Obama is sa-

O SHI-

 

I'll **** bricks if he died of a heart attack.

 

We can only hope.

He actually drank a vile of Oxyclean.

 

I can see the tabloids now. DEATH: THE NEW CELEBRITY CRAZE! DON'T MISS OUT! Page 27 Listed right next to the cover story about that one celebrity cheating on that other celebrity that we all need to know about.

 

Smosh is now f*cked.

 

Somebody clearly has a Death Note :/

 

...PFFFFFFTa

 

I'm actually almost on the verge of freaking out now.

 

I can understand killing MJ, but why Billy Mays?

 

HOLY SHIT.

No more oxyclean commericals.


EDIT:I'm getting to think John is the grim reaper,since he always reporting to us who has died :v

 

Yeah, you'd think going after Vince would be enough satisfaction in the world.

 

Death's been fucking up.

 

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIM TALK BEFORE? a

 

... I am JUSTICE.

 

****...
R.I.P.

But, I would pay money for him to have an open casket funeral, and have someone come in and spill wine on his suit, then go, "Think I'm crazy? watch the amazing power of oxy-clean!"

They could creamate him and put his ashes in the ground...Awesome Auger? bingo.

 

Apparently someone was unable to use those knives to cut through their shoes.

I'm not going to lie, the guy was annoying, but I enjoyed Pitchmen (the reality show on Discovery)