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  1. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    My friend's pregant and I'm gonna be an uncle.

    So, yeah. Ponder that scary thought. Me, an uncle.
     
    Hiro ✩, Aug 16, 2012
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  2. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Not a literal uncle though... >.>

    So like, this child will call you uncle out of respect, I'm guessing? Because that's what my family does with close, family friends.
     
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  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    His friend could be a sibling.
     
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  4. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    The girl I had the biggest crush on in high school got pregnant Freshman year of college and told me I'll Uncle Bueno and will get to babysit and everything. She hasn't talked to me since she found out she was pregnant. That was three years ago.

    ...**** BITCHES.
    But I'm sure that won't happen to you. Congratulations to you and your (hopefully not too young) friend! Sucks for the dad, though.
     
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  5. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Wait is it your friend or your sister?
     
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  6. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Being an Aunt/Uncle isn't so hard. You get to do all the fun things with the kids and all the lame jobs go the the parents. c:

    I somehow became the 'Fun Aunt' without even realizing it, aha.
     
    Fearless, Aug 16, 2012
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  7. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Pretty much

    She's 18, so yeah. and thank you

    Friend, but she be like a sister to me.

    That'll be me. Corrupting the child's mind with Zelda instead of Pokémon like the father (also a friend of mine) would want.
     
    Hiro ✩, Aug 16, 2012
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  8. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Uncle HoT, how does that sound?
     
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  9. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Corrupt it with Kingdom Hearts- that's what I plan to do to my half brother and cousins as soon as they're old enough to understand XD
     
    Heart ❤, Aug 16, 2012
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  10. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    I plan to do that as well, that is if there's a console in the future that can play the majority of KH games
     
    Meilin Lee, Aug 16, 2012
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  11. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    >Implying that 18 isn't too young to be pregnant.

    lol
    Understand Kingdom Hearts? Is that even possible?
     
    KeybladeSpirit, Aug 16, 2012
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  12. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Just make sure to avoid having them yourself.

    Personally, I hate kids.
     
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  13. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    I like it.

    But their light is what's gonna rebuild the world when our darkness ends up ****ing it over.
     
    Hiro ✩, Aug 16, 2012
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  14. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    ...You do realize the real world doesn't work like vidya, yes?
     
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  15. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    It's naïve to think our kids are gonna be any good. Chances are they'll be raging shitknees who make it worse, if the cycle follows logic.
     
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  16. jafar custom title

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    Make sure you read the kid that rape fan-fic every night, as you put it to sleep.
     
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  17. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    And that is why I will always love children.
     
    Meilin Lee, Aug 16, 2012
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  18. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    Oh god, kids. I could never, I don't even like being here, why would I force someone else here? It's better to deal with the world alone, not drag someone into it without them having a choice.
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 16, 2012
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  19. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    We're on a Kingdom Hearts forum, hence the Kingdom Hearts joke >.>

    I will.

    If I ever finish.
    I have 100 words so far.
     
    Hiro ✩, Aug 16, 2012
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  20. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    What's Kingdom Hearts?
     
    DigitalAtlas, Aug 16, 2012
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