Best cake recipe ever!!

1 18.25 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3slash4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
3slash4 cup butter or margarine
1 and 2/3 cups granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish head crackers
fish head candies
fish head solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped ethyl-benzine
pull and peel liquorish
fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
1 cup lemon juice
alpha-resin
unsaturated polyester resin
fiber-glass surface resins
and volatile malted milk empoundments
9 large egg yolks O_o
12 geo neo-synthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
an entry called: How to Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2slash3 cup granulated rhubarb
1 tablespoon all purpose rhubarb
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross 4 hole electro magnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents and gas and odor control chemicals

 

AKA the recipe for POISON....

 

Can they be shaped like ducks instead? Or must they be fish?

 

*Drinks full bottle of Ipecac*