Being an atheist sure does suck

I mean like seriously, who doesn't want to stop eating meat on ash Wednesday or stop doing whatever you love doing for a month during lent? That **** is so cash. How about having to sit in a big room and listen to some dude read bitchin' stories about some dude who lived in a big fish, that's some gangsta **** right der brah! Don't forget the ass kicked during the crusades. Goddamn we should have another one of those.

<3 Oceana <3

 

Lent's a time to give up a habit we enjoy, to see that we can control ourselves, not being policed, but through our own will. No one needs meat to live, believe it or not, so it's not that bad to give it up for 6 days out of a whole year.

Though I kinda wish mass was more enjoyable. Then again, how could they improve something they have to do every week of every month of every year while keeping the original meaning?

Not trying to argue. Just pointing out my own views.

 

well...its a belief. I can choose to do those things or not.

 

If only everyone here thought like this.

 

You could be an agnostic as well. Or a buddhist. Or a muslim.

 

That's 3 trolled people. I was hoping for this to turn into a ****-fest but I'll settle for what I got.

 

Not exactly. After all, our responses were completely calm and sensible; hardly a trolled reaction.

 

Well I got 3 people to think I was serious for a moment >:

 

**** you god is amzing u dumbass ur goni to hell like right now *** >:(

 

Fair enough. However I've seen your work and I expect better from you.

4/10

 

**** you too bro.

eh, I'm bored and tired. Just took 15 online quizzes and 3 tests. I'm not in the mood for effort.

 

Nice effort.

 

I love how you consider it Atheism or Christian. I mean come on, we have Muslim and Buddhists to troll at too.

Although really (I've held it in too long) the belief that some guy's son who is really him coming to earth to save all good and bad people from something their nonexistent ancestors did because a snake told them to is pretty fuxed up and that now until this guy's son who is really the guy and a ghost comes back you must eat crackers and drink whine to save yourself. Christianity really is just as ridiculous as Scientology we're just used to it. I swear if I started a religion about a giant flying sandwich that went around eating bad souls it'd be a hit.

 

Hinduism for the Brahmans!

 

Jesus died for your sins thousands of years of war in his name.

 

Well, there's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

Even if this is a joke, you believe in what you do, and I'll believe in giving up meat for 6 days outta the year.
(I'm catholic not christian to clear it up.)

 

Ah, they're all copies of the Church of the Riding Doughnut.

 

I've been to that church!

I liked it. I had no idea that you could use dougnuts in so many ways :P