Beating a Dead Cerberus

Ok, me and Locke&Kefka played through the ENTIRE storyline of Dirge of Cerberus last night, and we had multiple cheap laughs at this games expense. Now it's time to share those feelings with you through fanart and captions!!!




A truer statement has there never been. When you are listening to Hojo prattle on at 4 in the morning, this is EXACTLY what you want to do.



Ok, this is Vincent Valentine and Shelke Kissing. Now I'm going to tell you why this is very very disturbing. Vincent is 30. Shlelke is a 19 year old trapped in a 10 year old's body. this doesn't happen in the game, but it is insinuated. Vincent is a total Pedo -.-;;



This is Weiss the Immaculate (It's pronounced Vise. His name is German, and all of his followers say Hail Weiss! Go Figure >>) Weiss is dead. You find this out at the end of the game after you have been searching for him the entire game. Then he is resurrected with the mind of a deranged Doctor named Hojo and Infused with the power of a weapon named Omega which is supposed to bring about the end of all life. Yes this is as ridiculous as it sounds.




This is Shalua. She is a scientist. Shalua doesn't have an eye, and her left arm is robotic. Her normal attire is three random strips of cloth held by random piees of cloth with a lab coat. This is a trend in this game. No women are fully clothed. It was like a bad FF Soft-core Porn -.-;;

And that is all the time I have for today folks! I hope you enjoyed laughing at the ridiculous of this game as much as I did!

And remember: "Wutai Pest!"

 

I heard 'Wutai Flea' XD Either way that part was funny - I think it was the sole part where I cracked up a smile.

You're complaining about Vincent/Shelke? Get a load of Vincent/Yuffie! And it's a pretty popular pairing, at that. What is it with Vincent and getting associated with girls half his age?!

I couldn't complain about the fanservice, I shamelessly liked it XD Rosso would've been cool if she f-ckin didn't talk so damn much. AUNGH. I hated her lame arse.

 

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Lol.

I must concur.

 

Ahahahahahahaa!! *points and laughs*