Back when...

I remember 1697, Hitler invaded Japan and was stopped by an Alaskan army formed by George Bush and George Washington. Hitler then tried to escape but was chopped in half by Micheal Jackson doing the Moon Walk in Cuba.

That was a good time...

 

I'll have whatever he's smoking.

 

You make big mistake!

 

I love you long time no?

 

Yeah, no. You're smoking something, and I want some of it.

 

It's cocaine mixed with ground coffee beans and weed.

 

Yeah, see? That sounds like smoking it will make me look cooler to people that I shouldn't know.

 

iSnort

>_>
<_<

Don't tell anyone.

 

You horrible person. I can't believe you would put your health at risk like that.

 

:guns:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggg!

 

I can't talk to you anymore. You sicken me. I can't believe you would snort illegal drugs.
*turns away*

 

Don't forget legal drugs.

 

Why thank you.

 

*gives morphine*

Don't use it all in one place.