Babies

Anyone would like to tell me how babies are born? Anyone? Well I dont really know lol...

 

well, when the mother is ready to have her baby, her waters will breack, meaning the baby need to come out, since no air is getting to it, so going head first, the new born is pushed out, but this isn't easy since something the size of a new born has to get out of a hole it's too big for....hope that helps

 

Well yeah I know that but how do they...like do they just come in like a year or something? O_o

 

A year? Rat a baby need to come out 9 mounth after being inside it's mother, not 12

 

When the genetics of a man and a woman harmonize together, they create a melody that of which is a child. This child then expands on its musical talent by expanding its repertoire and gaining new techniques for the next nine months in a chamber of isolation where it can fully develop these necessary skills.

After nine solitary months of hard work and dedication, the musical genius makes it debut to the world and surprises it with its amazing vocalization.

Eventually these mozart-recincarnated superstars grow out of their musical prowess and become one of us, regular--completely average--joes and janes.

 

Ummmm...in English please? I dont get this stuff O_o

 

Look, it's simple... a man and a woman have two diffirent parts (I don't think I should say the names of them) when the male and female do things (s-e-x) the male releases sperm during orgasm, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the females womb and thus a baby begins to grow from that egg. 9 months later the female is ready to give birth since the baby has grown to the size it needs to come out.

 

And if you still don't get it after how flower told it you then....go ask someone in person

 

Or just believe the stork story. Up to you.

(Storks deliver babies, honest... )

 

Well, I'll do the process in about 2 seconds. . . .


A man and woman get funky. He inserts his *****. He ejaculates (or releases his sperm) into the ******. The sperm fertilizes the eggs in the womb of the female, 9 month's or so go by, and the baby is born.

Bam. Sex in a nutshell. =D

 

Thanks Darky Im gonna tell all my friends about this =D Even my teacher ^_^

 

No one's mentioned that it's not guaranteed to get pregnant every time lol.

 

Yosh. Some people can have...protected sex. (I feel so weird saying this. Immaturity sucks)

 

Well Protected Sex still has a .7 percent chance of pregnancy. :/

Not to mention, like -Riku- said, you can't get pregnant every time during sex. xD

 

It's really simple, but I can see the others have already explained it and I won't go into any further detail xD

But yeah, mating does make babies, and I hope that the others haven't hurt your mind too much.

Btw, how old are you? Because you should've been taught about stuff like this in school... Heck, they taught me just last year. But they don't get into that much detail...

 

ok who posted this and why?

i really think u did this just to get some kicks.

I do have a related question though, howcome women of the human variety experience pain during childbirth but no other creature does?