Chapter 17: “Happy birthday man!†Xigbar yelled to Axel. “Thanks Xiggy!†Axel said. “It’s the big 21! We can have a party here. You’re also now legal to drink now! I’ll get the VODKA!†Luxord yelled. Axel slapped him in the back of the head. “NO DRINKING!†Axel yelled. “Aww, come on Axel! Don’t be a looooser!†Luxord said. “I can’t drink around Larxene or Alexis you guys,†Axel said. Larxene came walking down the hallway. “Happy birthday Axel!†she said. “Thanks,†Axel said. Luxord had a nervous look on his face. “What’s up with you Luxord, and what were you all talking about?†Larxene asked. “Uhh… NOTHING!†Luxord said nervously. “Luxord was talking to me about drinking Vodka,†Axel said. Larxene gave him a deep MEAN look. “You know how I feel about You 3 together drinking!†Larxene said. Luxord started snickering. “Yeah, remember that one time Axel was drunk and he snuck in your room and-“ “SHUT UP LUXORD!†Larxene yelled. He ran behind Xigbar in fear of her. Larxene looked at Axel. “Okay, first starters, I slapped him in the back of the head for even MENTIONING it, Larxene, and secondly, I’m not going to drink on my birthday, unless these two con me into it like last time,†Axel said. “You’re not to drink PERIOD!†she yelled. “Larxene…I may be your fiancé, but I can have my freedom. How about if I EVER go out to drink, I won’t come back until I’m sober,†Axel said trying to make a deal. “I just don’t want you around Alexis or me while you’re drunk Axel. You were almost close to hurting me that night,†she said. “I know, and I’m sorry!†Axel said. “You can go drink tonight, but you better be sober tomorrow for the party. Don’t come to me when you’re drunk. I hate the smell of alcohol,†she said while walking away. Luxord came out from behind Xigbar and whispered in his ear. Xigbar had a big grin on his face. “Hey! Luxord and me know this bar, that is really fun. Are you in?†Xigbar asked. “As long as I’m sober when I get back,†Axel said. *9:00pm* “What is the name of the place you’re taking me?†Axel asked. “It’s called, “The Cat Club,†Xigbar said. “That’s a bizarre name,†Axel said. Luxord opened his portal, and Xigbar had to help Axel in, who felt bad about the idea. They arrived at the entrance to a large, black building, with pink lights flickering everywhere. “Ready to go in?†Xigbar asked. “Let’s do this!†Luxord said excitedly. Once they came up to the bouncer, he asked for Axel’s I.D. “Sir, can I have you’re I.D?†he asked. Axel searched for his I.D all over his coat. Xigbar was behind him quietly snickering. “I’m sorry, I’ve misplaced it,†he said. “No, you didn’t. I’ve got all 3 of ours,†Xigbar said reaching them to the bouncer. “o ahead in,†he said while reaching Xigbar the I.D’s. Xigbar told Axel to put his hood on and to shut his eyes as they entered. Once Axel was inside, Xigbar pushed his hood down and told Axel to open his eyes. Once he did, he found out he wasn’t at any regular bar. It was Strip Club. Axel started backing up and rammed into Luxord and Xigbar. “Come’on man, this place is cool!†Xigbar said. “Guys! I’m getting married in a month. Why the hell did you bring me to a strip club?†he asked. “To help you relax a lil bit!†Luxord said. Luxord went up to the bartender and started talking to him. “What’s Luxord doing?†Axel asked Xigbar. “Watch and you’ll see,†he said. A few moments later, the intercom came on. “Dancers! Tonight is one boy’s lucky night! Cause today is his birthday!†he said. Luxord came running over laughing histerically. “You’re about to get the BEST present of your life!†Luxord yelled. “Let’s give it up……for AXEL!†the bartender said. A spotlight hit Axel…Hearing the roar of the crowd, and the applause, he couldn’t hear his own thoughts. 2 Dancers came walking over to Axel, barley dressed. “You know what we give men as a birthday present?†the blonde one asked. “Uh…no…†Axel said nervously. “Want us to show you?†the brunette said. “Uh.. I’m kinda…†Axel started. “Hell ya!†Luxord yelled. Axel turned around to him and gave him a mean face. “LUXORD!†Axel yelled. The two girls dragged Axel over to a table with a pole. They sat down next to him as Xigbar walked over and sat FOUR vodka’s on the table. What will happen? *2 hours later* “TAKE IT OFF!†Axel yelled as the two girls were pole dancing. He was again, drunk. Xigbar and Luxord didn’t drink anything, because they knew this would be hilarious. They were right. As soon as the pole dancers got off, another blonde girl came up to talk to him, with all her clothing on. “Hey there birthday boy!†she said using a sexy voice. “Hey there pretty lady!†he said slurring his words. â€Listen, wanna come back to my place?†she asked. “What we gonna do at your place?†he asked slurring more words. She whispered in his ears. Axel got a grin on his face. “You wanna have what with me?†he asked loudly. She bit her lip smiling. Axel grinned bigger and got up. “Less go!†he said. She held his hand. “Hey Axel where are you going?†Xigbar asked him after they walked over. “We gonna have something tonight!†Axel said. Xigbar looked at him. “Are you crazy? Larxene will get mad at you!†he said. “Who’s larexblahblah?†Axel asked. “Larxene’s your fiancé!†he yelled. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had a fiancé,†the blonde girl said. She walked off. “You make pretty girl go bye!†Axel said. “I think it’s time to go!†Luxord said. “Yeah, let’s go Axel. It’s late!†Xigbar said. “NO!†Axel yelled. “YES!†Xigbar yelled. “NOOO!!!†Axel yelled while getting out his fire disks. He shot some at Xigb he easily evaded it. The crowd started yelling and screaming. They all panicked and ran out the door. Xigbar got out his weapons. “Luxord, make sure everyone get’s outta here!†Xigbar said. “I’m on it!†he yelled as he ran to the large crowd. “Axel stop!†he yelled. “NO!†Axel screamed. He made a large fire ring around him self and Xigbar. The bar started burning down. â€Axel! The place is going to burn down! We need to get out of here!†he yelled. “NO!†Axel yelled. Then…A huge explosion occurred… What happened? What caused the explosion? Will everyone be alright?
Again Luxord and Xigbar's fault.....but Axel is a dumb a**. Why does he have to get drunk every time.....god have mercy on Axel's soul....does he have a soul?
i donno, they are ALWAYS gonna get him introuble. idk how many chapters there will be, but i know they will be mean though
man i havent laughed so hard in a long time ha axle sounded like jack sparrow man keep this stuff coming
