I got a bit bored so I decided to write about something...This is basically exploiting Axel's desire to "hang out" with Roxas...(yes, it might sound gay...live with it) =/ ------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1-For 10 minutes... "Roxas! Roxas!" Axel screamed as he walked into the hall of empty melodies. "Axel!" A voice screamed as the red-haired nobody looked up. It was Demyx looking down from the upper platform. "Dude, what are you doing?" He asked. "Looking for Roxas. I went to the bathroom for a minute and he left after that." Axel explained. "Have you seen him?" Demyx began formulating the perfect response. It took him about a minute to think it through. "Sort of..." Then he stopped for a split second. "Actually, nope. Haven't seen him. Now will you shut up?" "uhhh...ok." Axel replied as Demyx walked back to his room. Before he exited the upper platform, Axel began searching frantically again. Demyx heard every word through his muffled headphone that was at 3/4 to max volume. *I swear I'm gona dye his hair purple someday and strangle him* Demyx thought as he left. *Still, it's surprising how he didn't drag Roxas INTO the bathroom.* As Demyx left, Axel approached the upper dining hall of the castle which was the room directly on the right. "So let me get this straight." Larxene spoke with Zexion and Marluxia sitting patiently in their chairs. "You're telling me Zexion was the one who used my shampoo while your the one who has the lemon strawberry scent on your hair." "Yeah. I've been growing a lot of strawberries and lemons in my room lately so I probably smell like those fruits." Marluxia stated. "Zexion, don't deny it. I saw you taking her shampoo...and the conditioner." "I dunno what your talking about." Zexion replied calmly as he opened his book and out fell the label of the shampoo's supplementary facts. "Well, well." Larxene exclaimed angrily as she approached the cloaked schemer with kunais in her hands. "Zexion!" "Alright I give...The shampoo smelled really nice so I wanted to try it out since I ran out of my own." "But your hair doesn't have the scent." "That's because it only works on FEMALES." Larxene sighed as Axel opened the door. "Where's Roxas?" He asked. "Not again..." Marluxia facepalmed himself. "For the billionth time, he's out grocery shopping." "NO WAY!" Axel screamed. "THIS IS BAD. OMIGOSH, WE HAVE TO FIND HIM." "Why? He might break an arm from carrying five batches of eggs or something?" Zexion asked. "OR WORST. HE COULD GET LOST! I HAVE TO FIND HIM." Axel exclaimed as he dashed away from the room. "Dipping your head in a bucket of ice water and then in the toilet might help!" Larxene screamed at him. "The store's only two blocks from here. Geez, he's acting like a total mother." "I'll say..." Marluxia added. ******** Axel went to his room and grabbed a piece of paper with a pencil. Quickly and diligently, he wrote down: WANTED: Roxas REWARD: See Axel He went to the copy machine and made millions of copies. Soon after he began posting it throughout the entire castle. (random...I know) The other 11 members watched the red-haired nobody madly pasting the "wanted" posters on the castle walls. "Wow...Axel's totally hopeless." Xigbar said to Xaldin. "Yeah...Roxas is gone for five seconds and he kills the castle to look for him." Xaldin replied. "Oh well. It's entertaining and there's more clean up for him." Xigbar added. Within minutes, the walls were covered with "Wanted: Roxas" papers. The walls change from chromic silver to complete white. It was quite entertaining for the other members to watch his strange attempts to find the 13th member. Finally, Axel knew something was missing so he went to the castle's new loudspeaker room and busted the volume to max. "ROXAS!!!" He shouted a long and lengthy scream. Someone began tapping on the nobody's back as Axel turned around. Roxas stood right behind him, carrying 8 bags filled with food and other items. "Roxas!" He screamed happily as he hugged him. "Axel..." Roxas replied as he struggled free from his friend. "Do we have to go through this everytime I go grochery shopping for everyone?" "You could've gotten hurt or something." "I was gone for 10 minutes. The store is down the street. What could've happened?!" Roxas screamed. "Anything." Axel said. "Why do you have to go shopping for these things?" "If I didn't, we'd have an empty fridge for a week and laundry would wait until next Monday." Roxas answered. "Now help me put these things away and clean up the papers on the walls..." ------------------------------------------------ There you have it, a tale of Axel and total randomness...
