I'll start Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
Billy was in math class one day, but he wasn't very good. So his teacher tried to apply a real life situation to him. "Now Billy, there are three birds on a telephone wire, you shoot one, how many are left?" Billy thought for a minute, then said "Zero Mrs. Mills." His teacher asks, "How did you get that answer?" Billy replies, "If I shot at one, the rest would fly away." Mrs. Mills smiled and said,"Actually the answer was two, but I like the way you think." Then Bill looked to his teacher and said, "Now I have a question for you." Mrs. Mills looked puzzled but said, "Okay, ask away." Billy asks, "There are three women in a ice cream shop. One is liking their cone, one is sucking their cone, and one is biting their cone. Which one is married?" Mrs. Mills answers, "The one sucking the cone?" Billy replies, "Actually the answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
