Attention

Because of the incredibly recent and obviously permanent breakup of Cin and myself, our parrot, Alfanzo, is now in need of a good owner. He is to be bathed twice a day and only eats carrots at 12:04 on the odd days of every month except for the 17th. If you break any of these rules he may or may not claw out your left eye. Here is a photograph of him for your viewing pleasure.


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After reading this I don't think I can take staff seriously anymore XD

 

what happened to that asian chick you once had for adoption.

 

Nothing makes sense anymore.

 

I see no reason why this thread is not entirely serious. Please, inform me of where the humor lies, I'd like to experience it myself.
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I thought you where going to make a sort of "Stop doing that" type of thread XD

 

.....Is there something you're doing that makes you feel unlawful? Enlighten me.
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No but the title was like it was going to be one of those Attention people, stop making a certain type of thread or something like that

 

You could before...?

Note: At Monstervine, we have a great staff all willing to haul ass and give competition to even all the bigger sites by bringing all orignal content. And unlike other sites, we care about the site we are staffing. While we do not have a forum yet, we give you all the content you need. Just for the launch week *read off promotional flyer emailed to all staff* we have Punch and Pie <3, Epic Newswire launch(our new and finally organized news format that will make everything incredibley simple for all!), an ode to the ex-gaming king who releases a game our launch date and we feel like mocking, Gears of War 2 promotional event staring clan E.P.I.C as they take down Horde Mode Insane Difficulty(did we mention it's live?) and that's only tuesday! Wednesday is the day of the launch of the new podcast 'the vine' and Resistance 2 live Campaign/Co-op Campaign. and I'd be a dirty dirty whore if I revealed to you what surprises the staff has for the rest of that week. So stop appreciating any staff that doesn't care, and appreciate one that does by showing up to the launch week of Monstervine starting November 18th!

PS: Punch and Pie <3

 

I'm there then XD

 

I'm so glad people are actually reading these becuase it's getting harded and harder to get creative >_>

Note: At Monstervine, all our content is orignal and creative.. That is all. Remember, Remember the 18th of Novemer.

PS: Punch and Pie <3

 

Orange, I still don't see why I can't just keep Alfanzo. I mean, I love him a lot, I've cared for him alone before, you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment is what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling, trying to make you underst-*brick'd*

 

I love how Cin just went off into Rick Roll right there. Good job Cin, good job.

 

I would take him in for you but we awready have Batcat, n' Batcat don't like attention taken from him.

 

Yes, because every mildly entertaining post makes MUST be explained by Ghetto for ANYONE to get it.
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For those just tuning in, ORANGE is explaining her thoughts concerning Ghetto's logic about previous posts that may or may not be understood.

More to come.

 

To clarify what just happened, Shades was performing a prime example of asshattery. Let's continue watching.

 

I'll take care of him. I have a few baby cages that need to be occupied.

 

Sir are you insinuating that you would keep him in more then 1 cage at a time?

 

Nice observation there Ghetto xD

Don't forget micepig, another animal would totally ruin Batcat D: