As I post this, I'm still not sure if I want to hurt your feelings

Or just find it funny.

 

i love epic memes

 

I heard this used by a stand up comedian last year.

Wonder who stole from who, but I generally don't trust the internet peeps. Especially myself.

 

#Accurate depiction of life

 

My calendar does not have any dates, unfortunately. That is why I had to go buy more of them from the grocery store.

 

that is so me.

not the calander

 

i have dates with my playstation

far more reliable than any boy has been hahahaha i am so lonely

 

It is so true, but it's a good thing I don't care about having dates, since I've live 18-almost 19 years without having a single one....well, real dates that is. I have dates with my game systems, which is plenty enough for me.

 

I laughed.

To hide my tears.

 

...You guys are kind of depressing.

 

Perchance, it's time to ask my calendar how he does it.

 

I'm pretty sure that you are definitely a calender.

 

...my relationship with my bed counts as dating, right?

 

yep a calender that has no dates

 

You're whooshing pretty hard here, aren't you?

 

It's hard to find someone who thinks a good date is staying inside and watching movies and playing video games.

 

"dating" isn't exactly high up on my priority list.

 

Same, though I might be cheating on my old, fat bby with Garrus. <3

 

that's cute but i think we all know where true love lies

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