Anyone with a Pokémon Crystal avatar

Should post here so that others might commiserate at our lack-of-life and girlfriends.

EDIT: I have decided that if you have a life and/or a girlfriend and have an avatar from Crystal you are therefore a noob and will be boot'd from this thread. >:

 

oh hai gai- Oops. Nevermind.

 

Oh hey there.

 

Oh hey, I have half a life so can only half of me be booted out of the thread?

 

*walks in*
*carries half away*
*disappears*

 

What is this "life" you speak of?

 

I hear it's a new type of Pokemon they are going to introduce in the Generation II remakes.

 

I heard that in order to have a 'life' you would have to pass through some kind of contraption, called a "door" or something. Does anyone know of this?

 

Door? Is that like a window?

 

I think it's more like a hole or gateway.

 

I'M SHINY, BlTCH

 

OH ****

ABSOL EVOLVES INTO SUICUNE

WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL US THISx

 

IT'S A CONSPlRACY, MAN

THAT'S WHY

 

BUT I HAVE PROOF THAT THIS CONSPIRACY IS TRUE

I CAN MAIL YOU TO GAME FREAKx

 

HOW DO YOU lNTEND TO DO THAT

 

I MAIL YOU AND SHIZZY TO A POKEMON DAY CARE CLOSEST TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS, AND ONCE YOU TWO MAKE AN EGG I SHALL TRAIN THE BABY ABSOL IN FRONT OF THE GAME FREAK STAFF UNTIL IT EVOLVES INTO A SUICUNEx

 

Perhaps. .

 

OH

BRlLLIANT

 

INDEED a

 

holy **** guys, what's up? :D